Will do. This works out well - I have to participate in discussions on Thursdays and I am much more likely to speak in class with a dose of liquid courage.
And yet you are a poor Mexican who works in a library. I think you were at that workshop drunk and missed the whole concept.
Will do. This works out well - I have to participate in discussions on Thursdays and I am much more likely to speak in class with a dose of liquid courage.
Actually it's a fictional workshop and I just made it up with my drunken imagination. I don't really know Donald Trump.
All this talk of drinking... I think I shall fix myself a tail.
Tomorrow morning it is. I'm out of liquor so you would have to supply the flask. If you are serious I can PM you my number so you can call me about 10 minutes before so I can get out on a break before you stop by.
Did you say tale?
H-e-a-d,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these tails and you hear your name.
If you a fake , ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
If i call marie, i know for a fact
I'm gettin ed in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named naomi
Straight sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my .
She was fine as , but can't with tina
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, " !!! do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I ed her with my finger, she tried to
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
My is big and her had a little one,
I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the california lifestyle that i live.
My name is short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your
a freaky...won't say no for
You and her all alone, that's your .
I know another freak her name's joanne
I always get the pussy cuz i know i can
Finest around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind i go her again.
She's like another named christine
so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me in her mouth
You know i did all that
She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that ,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', i'm gonna the harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales i tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to
Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' tails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
ing m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the
My name is short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I ed her so good she told her friend named angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some about do me player
So i did her just like tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while i grind the
That was way back now i can't find the
But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
Break the for everything cuz i came to pimp.
I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as i spit these raps
I'll be ing em' up like that... .
I know another trick her name was shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and i do mean very...
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and i'll your wife
Have fun with your and have her sprung on my .
I guess i'll pull it out and just on your
Like my other little tramp named erika
Anywhere i want to that's where i
Cuz she's the freakiest in america
Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling tales!!!!!!!!!
You think?
Geez...that one went over your head.
I have an entire bottle of vodka and I haven't had a drink since before the break-in. I have to get up so ing early now. I could go back to bed after an hour, but eh... sucks to work hungover, even for 1 hr.
You should come on campus and drink with Jekka and I.
How about next Thursday? I'm going to need a lot of sleep before I do it as I work the overnight right after my last class and drinking will make me more tired. Next Wednesday I'll put myself to bed early
She really should. We should peer pressure her into it.
That's a deal. I'm going to hold you to it. Next Thursday, November 2nd we are drinking outside the library. Don't flake.How about next Thursday? I'm going to need a lot of sleep before I do it as I work the overnight right after my last class and drinking will make me more tired. Next Wednesday I'll put myself to bed early
Yeah and then what will I do while Jekka is in class and Midge is working? Wander around UTSA half drunk? Or would they just mistake me for a student that way?
Melmart, November 2nd you have to be on the campus of UTSA and drink with Jekka and I.
I won't flake. I've got a giant bottle of Bacardi sitting at home all sad and purpose-less. This makes the bottle happy.
I know a bisexual Jap you can with. Her name is Fan.
Thursdays and good drunk nights, all around.
Oh, and peer pressure doesn't work on me. Sorry.
Badass. I like Bacardi. I'll buy the cokes.
Shut the up. You don't know what the you are talking about.
You can come to my Christian class with me and aggravate the fundamentalists, and then I can blow off my other two classes. The Christian class has an attendance requirement, so I have to go, but it's worth it to watch the prof do really awful Jesus impersonations.
Wandering around a college campus half drunk... man, that takes me back...
Your professor does Jesus impersonations? Sounds almost as bad as as my philosophy professor who I honestly think thought he was the incarnation of Socrates.
I was surprised to realize the other day that in my four years at UTSucksAss I had never gone to class under any kind of influence (excepting hangovers), so this is a good opportunity to fix that before graduation.
Oh, but if you only knew. If you only knew.
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