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  1. #3051
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I discovered a new kind of porno today. Squirt bukkake. It's when a bunch of chicks squirt on another chick's face. It was interesting. Very interesting.
    You cannot even begin to imagine my shock at discovering that the Midge had just recently learned of lesbian bukkake.
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  2. #3052
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I didn't think there were that many females that were capable of squirting. I thought it was rare occurrence. Haley's Comet rare.
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  3. #3053
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Most "squirting" videos are just girls pissing on each other. That is a whole different type of porn, and one which I am not inclined to watch.

    Ashbeeigh, however, probably has an entire collection of it.
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  4. #3054
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    So where is this big interview of Midge's tomorrow? Who you gonna be working for?
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  5. #3055
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I have an interview with San Antonio Public Library. The central location.
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  6. #3056
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm bad at interviews though. I have no filter so I tend to say completely inappropriate things when I'm interviewed.
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  7. #3057
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I really don't think I will get this job.
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  8. #3058
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I really don't give a though. It isn't an increase in pay, just an escape from the s I currently work for.
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  9. #3059
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Give it up for Doc Gibbs and the Emeril Live Band.
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  10. #3060
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    woot woot
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm wearing Dockers tomorrow. Dockers suck.
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  12. #3062
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I hate any pants that aren't hanging off my ass.
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  13. #3063
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I am also tucking my shirt in.
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  14. #3064
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Midge - what about the porn watching job I told you about?
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  15. #3065
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    But I am not comfortable in my dress shoes so I'm going to sport my Chucks.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Midge - what about the porn watching job I told you about?
    The link wasn't working. It said it was deleted. That would be a dream job for me but it would've been on my Carpel Tunnel.
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  17. #3067
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Do ent could not be found.

    That is exactly what it said.
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  18. #3068
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    The central location? Not sure where that is, but it's gotta be closer to you than UTSA, that is a friggin acious commute everyday. Even w/o a payraise, I bet it means you save money in gas, and have more time when you get home to watch the porn from that job Kori told you about.
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  19. #3069
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Or, more time to make casseroles, Carlos Crocker.
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  20. #3070
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Do ent could not be found.

    That is exactly what it said.
    Hmm.. let me see if I can find it again. I think it was a legit job - maybe they just took it don't off that site. I will for it again tomorrow.
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  21. #3071
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    And they do pay for downtown parking. It would save me money but I have to go in with an "I don't give a " at ude. That way I'm loose. A nervous midge is a worthless midge.
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  22. #3072
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Or, more time to make casseroles, Carlos Crocker.
    Don't on casseroles. They kick ass.
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  23. #3073
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Take a flask with you in the car and take a few sips before you go in. Make sure you don't cuss and tell them how much you love helping people find books to enrich their lives. Lie your ass off.
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  24. #3074
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Midge - check your PM again. I found a better link.
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  25. #3075
    Believe. Kevin Blackistone's Avatar
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    Lie your ass off.
    The number 1 tip for job interviews. Always within reason though.
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