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[Melmart1]

I say 1994 is the best year.

[Spicoli]

Don't be mad UPS is hiring.

[CuckingFunt]

These are the new rain boots I just ordered:



God damn. I'm such a ing badass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I never get UPS before 5:30pm, and it's usually closer to 7pm. I guess I am one of the last ones on their route. USPS is 5ish as well, including regular mail. Only DHL and Fed-Ex get to me at a decent time.

residences are at the bottom of the UPS totem poll. if you get your packages before 5 consider yourself lucky.

[CuckingFunt]

I say 1994 is the best year.

So would my high school boyfriend.

The one who deflowered me and forever changed me from sweet, innocent, and pure to the Funt we all know and love.

[Spicoli]

These are the new rain boots I just ordered:



God damn. I'm such a ing badass.

NOT!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRNTz32A978

[1369]

These are the new rain boots I just ordered:



God damn. I'm such a ing badass.

Approves

[Melmart1]

residences are at the bottom of the UPS totem poll. if you get your packages before 5 consider yourself lucky.

But they are mostly business-related

[CuckingFunt]

NOT!

Skulls = badass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

These are the new rain boots I just ordered:



God damn. I'm such a ing badass.

how hot topic of you?

[ORION]

What's even more messed up is we used to call him "Reverend" because of his outright religion towards everybody (always saying he was doing church this and church that). That and the adviser loved him because of it. She always used to be so great with him and treat the rest of us like .

, she still does to an extent.

funny, true story from St.Paul's. I was an alter boy for 2 years and this one kid wanted to do it too so we got to the church early and I showed him were the closet was with the alterboy outfits and he start taking his clothes off and I said " what the are you doing ?!? they go over your clothes !??!"

[CuckingFunt]

funny, true story from St.Paul's. I was an alter boy for 2 years and this one kid wanted to do it too so we got to the church early and I showed him were the closet was with the alterboy outfits and he start taking his clothes off and I said " what the are you doing ?!? they go over your clothes !??!"

And then the priest(s) wept.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What's funny about my HS class on MySpace is that nobody seems to know that the person organizing the reunion for next year is (and was while we were still in school) a registered child sex offender.

Well, not funny "ha-ha."

you can be declared a child sex offender if he was caught having consentual sex with his under 18-year old girlfriend back in high school. no real big deal. if it was unconsentual, then that's jacked.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you can be declared a child sex offender if he was caught having consentual sex with his under 18-year old girlfriend back in high school. no real big deal. if it was unconsentual, then that's jacked.

 Offense: 11990003 Aggravated Sexual Assault
General Offense 	Counts 	Victim Sex 	Victim Age 	Disposition 	Time 	Status
  	                         1 	       Female 	           7 	         02/04/1998 	4M 	JPO

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But they are mostly business-related

ha. a knee slapper.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

  Offense: 11990003 Aggravated Sexual Assault
 General Offense 	Counts 	Victim Sex 	Victim Age 	Disposition 	Time 	Status
   	                         1 	       Female 	           7 	         02/04/1998 	4M 	JPO

4 months?!
is that right?

what does JPO stand for?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn. "Sure know Something" is a badass tune off of "Dynasty".

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I believe JPO is juvenile court-related.

[ORION]

And then the priest(s) wept.

they got ready in a different room, but I wouldn't doubt if that virgin mary picture had the eye holes cut out and they could watch us from the other side

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

they got ready in a different room, but I wouldn't doubt if that virgin mary picture had the eye holes cut out and they could watch us from the other side

I wonder if the priests ever ed the eye holes.

I'm pretty sure if ing little boys doesn't send you to , eye- ing a picture of the Virgin Mary would.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I believe JPO is juvenile court-related.

he was probably caught boning his girlfriend. like i said, if he wasn't that's jacked. they should distinguish those instances because that's a pretty serious stigma to live with.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if the priests ever ed the eye holes.

I'm pretty sure if ing little boys doesn't send you to , eye- ing a picture of the Virgin Mary would.

Holy ass, if that's not a Midge moment, I don't know what is.

[Melmart1]

I wonder if the priests ever ed the eye holes.

I'm pretty sure if ing little boys doesn't send you to , eye- ing a picture of the Virgin Mary would.

A Virgin Mary glory hole? You are sooo going to for even thinking that up.

[ORION]

 Offense: 11990003 Aggravated Sexual Assault
General Offense 	Counts 	Victim Sex 	Victim Age 	Disposition 	Time 	Status
  	                         1 	       Female 	           7 	         02/04/1998 	4M 	JPO

7 years old ?!?! man he should be raped by a rhino