Oh my gosh! That's horrible, I hope she's doing ok!!
My grandmother has osteperosis (i'm spelling it wrong I'm sure).
She called ot tell me she broker her foot..... again.
She curled up o nthe couch last night to watch a movie, all cute with her footsies tucked under her butt..ya know- comfy. SNAP!! foot broke..
dear lord i hate that .. she's only 67.
Oh my gosh! That's horrible, I hope she's doing ok!!
this is the 3rd time she's broken her foot. ugh.
the 1st time she stepped off the back stoop wrong and the secound time she was slamming the brakes in the car.
in a morbid way it's kinda funny..... but then i remeber that s my grandma and how freakin cool she is... and how she calls me her "angelbaby"....... I miss her.
OMG, she broke her foot when she stepped on the brakes of her car? That sucks!
you know a woman is real if she farts
What about burping? I HATE it when someone lets out one of those loud ass burps in public.
ass burps?
is that pc way of saying farts?
I don't mind the burps, but i just find those deeep throaty cavernous burps that just shoot out extremely funny, especially when it comes from a woman, cause then they have that shocked look on their faces as if they have no idea where THAT came from lol
my sister is sooo bad ass.
she can burp the alphabet.
her burps are always those loud house shaking burps......
and on top of that she doesn't weigh 100lbs soaking wet. I'm not sure where those burps come from... i'm thinking her mouth is actually a inter dimensional gateway to .
ass burps
I think it's been mentioned earlier in this thread that real women have the god given ability to let out gas with out sound or smell when required.
bull , they either quickly clear the premises of the offense before anyone can pin the deed on them or they wear so much perfume you could'nt smell it anyway. I know some woman out there have some real rank intenstines
I think it's been mentioned earlier in this thread that real women have the god given ability to let out gas with out sound or smell when required.
I've been know n to let out the silent scentless ones all over town. Noone knows - how can they? There is nothign to detect.
I save the loud foul egg smelling ones for whenever i can catch my husbands head under the bedspread.
I meant loud-ass Burps..............
i need to go back to bed.
i am sooo tired lately.
ObiWan.......how did you let this thread get to the second page of the forum?! You're slacking, get your act together!
i can't do this by myself people!!
I'm great at pointless banter, but dag nab it! There's no I in team!
Aint no WE either...
Aint no WE either...
who be sayin i gots bad gramma?I think as long as that beautiful woman is not turned off by bad grammar, spelling, and punctuation...he's got just as good a shot as any one.
But there's an "M" and an "E", and that spells ME.
goddamn I just read the teenhealthFX thread......
thats sad. sooo sad.I feel bad for laughing.
Hey, I saw the Upside of Anger and Guess Who? this weekend........both were really good movies! Anyone see them?
But there's an "M" and an "E", and that spells ME.
damn!
I'm not takign this on my shoulders people!!!
guess who sucked worse than my last girlfriend. and she sucked.
That was from this comedian who I can't for the life of me remember his name....some really, really tall guy..
No.
I watched Kinsey and Alexander.
WOW. Alexander had sooooooo much POTENTIAL. But it was ed over. I feel bad for that movie. It got screwed, blued and tattooed by hollywood.
It sucked.
I'm a history buff and Alexanders story is really cool and very fascinating, but this movie made me want to jump off my balconey.
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