I want to sit in on a class where the professor does Jesus impersonations. I imagine Jesus sounding really Jewish and being really selfish and stingy.
We used to wander around campus looking for magic mushrooms. They grew wild on the front lawn of the library. Then the groundskeepers found out about them and would weed whack them. Assholes.
I want to sit in on a class where the professor does Jesus impersonations. I imagine Jesus sounding really Jewish and being really selfish and stingy.
Translation: I can't let it be known that I've got not one single comeback.
I used to go to work at West Telemarketing drunk. Good times.
I don't mean awful as in cheesy, I mean awful as in pretending he's hanging on a cross and yelling, " this hurts!!" It's really pretty entertaining. If you liked the movie Dogma, you'd probably get a kick out of this class.
I heart Top Chef. Not as much as Project Runway. Uli was robbed!
Dogma had me laughing at platypus.
"Top Chef" is the kind of show that I never watch until it's marathon time.
As for "Project Runway"... Michael was my favorite designer going into fashion week, but all four collections sucked ass.
Harold is pretty. I'd eat his food anytime.
Ditto.
Dogma still cracks me up, but I know so many people that really loathe that movie.
Eat It!
Uli's was gorgeous! I really liked most of them. Michael's was hoochie mama from and Laura's was way too old for me. And I would never wear a dress with green stripes. Ever.
Shove It!
Jesus killed a kid
Jesus once told me a joke...let me repeat it.
What's the worst part about ing your brother?
All the blood in his diaper.
HO!
They were all just a bit too boring.
I will say, however, that Uli's final dress -- the long green one -- was absolutely stunning.
Jesus is a funny dude.
I got a chair massager and you don't!
Not only is Jesus funny, but he has a huge . Jesus' is Dustin Diamondesque.
So sayeth the Infancy Gospel of Thomas (ca 200AD) 3:1-4:4 -
"(1) The son of Annas the scribe was standing there with Jesus. Taking a branch from a willow tree, he dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered. (2) When Jesus saw what had happened, he became angry and said to him, "You godless, brainless moron, what did the ponds and waters do to you? Watch this now: you are going to dry up like a tree and you will never produce leaves or roots or fruit."
(3) And immediately, this child withered up completely. Then, Jesus departed and returned to Joseph's house. (4) The parents of the one who had been withered up, however, wailed for their young child as they took his remains away. Then, they went to Joseph and accused him, "You are responsible for the child who did this."
(1) Next, he was going through the village again and a running child bumped his shoulder. Becoming bitter, Jesus said to him, "You will not complete your journey." (2) Immediately, he fell down and died.
(3) Then, some of the people who had seen what had happened said, "Where has this child come from so that his every word is a completed deed?"
(4) And going to Joseph, the parents of the one who had died found fault with him. They said, "Because you have such a child, you are not allowed to live with us in the village, or at least teach him to bless and not curse. For our children are dead!""
Really useful stuff I learn in this class. Indeed.
Got damn! For reals?
How come you can call a female a mufvcking hoe-bag piece of sh!t gutter trash pig faced but don't you dare call her a cvnt. That's crossing a line. And when a female is really, really pissed at another female their version of dropping a nuke is invoking the C word.
I want an answer by 1:45.
Thanks.
I wish I had an answer. I've often thought that " " doesn't get anywhere near the respect it deserves.
damn it three more minutes
@ el cuattro. tu eres un cabesa de vaca pendeho esse
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