I always like 2 liters, but I can only find like half a liter when I'm cleaning up.
How can I forget. You kept me up all night with your moaning. I had to work the next day you know.
I always like 2 liters, but I can only find like half a liter when I'm cleaning up.
Don't act like you are going to gag anyone with that 2 inch of yours.
I'm convinced there's some sort of Fairy that come around to lick up the left overs.
You have a small mouth.
What do you care?
Check under your balls.
Don't ever on the carpet.
My carpet turned brown this morning.
Luckily I have hard wood floors.
Your love for "hard wood" knows no bounds.
Isn't supposed to be white? You might want to get checked for an infection of some sort.
Has anyone here ever been raped by a Catholic Priest?
Such stories you could tell.
Then why does mine come out yellow-orangeish??
It doesn't help that my date was on her period.
You must be the happiest person on the planet, then.
Only during ejaculation.
When I woke up today, I had the sudden realization that sleeping pills and beer shouldn't be mixed.
That's a very good lesson to learn. And one that doesn't always result in the phrase "When I woke up today."
As a matter of fact I had a dream of flying pink elephants as I was walking through a crowd of pig people waiting for a rattlesnake bus.
The coyote policemen were chasing a rabbit thief. And a red eyed giraffe was asking me what I was doing there.
I didn't know what to say.
Nor do I.
The Goldfish hookers were also at a loss for words.
No. They just had their mouths full.
That's a distinct possibility, but I couldn't really see.
It was raining rubys from a cloud of diamonds.
Ouch! Rubies could do quite a bit of damage from such a distance.
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