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  1. #3101
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    That was from this comedian who I can't for the life of me remember his name....some really, really tall guy..


    that narrows it down....

    the guy from night court?
    ray romano?
    bob saget?
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    TOP 10 THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU SUSPENDED IN THE NBA

    Top Ten Other Things That Will Get You Suspended from the NBA


    10. Show up to game in the same dress as Dennis Rodman.

    9. Suck the air out of basketball then tell everyone how "baked" you are.

    8. Get caught chugging a bottle of Michael Jordan's cologne.

    7. Exceed maximum height of 19 feet 6 inches.

    6. Suggest that the referee blow something other than his whistle.

    5. At halftime, roast team mascot on a giant spit.

    4. Invite Karl "The Mailman" Malone to "sort your package."

    3. Slam-dunk your ass into a spectator's nachos.

    2. Drop your shorts and dribble without using your hands.

    1. Scratch up the court with your high heels.

    http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...19971208.shtml
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    TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE BASKETBALL MORE INTERESTING

    Top Ten Ways To Make Basketball More Exciting


    10. Technical foul equals loss of possession and pants

    9. Ball dangerously overinflated with hydrogen

    8. If a fan throws something from the stands and it goes in the basket, it counts for his team

    7. Players ride around the court on angry llamas

    6. Three words: Giant flyin' rats (shot of flyin' rat)

    5. Shot worth 10 points if you bounce it off an opponent's head

    4. Players must constantly shout name of shoe company they have an endorsement deal with

    3. Michael Jordan still gets to use a baseball bat

    2. Get a couple of new play-by-play guys for Marv Albert (vt Mujibur and Sirajul)

    1. Make a foul shot, win a car!

    http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...19950428.shtml

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    TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE BASKETBALL MORE INTERESTING

    Top Ten Ways To Make Basketball More Exciting

    8. If a fan throws something from the stands and it goes in the basket, it counts for his team

    6. Three words: Giant flyin' rats (shot of flyin' rat)

    5. Shot worth 10 points if you bounce it off an opponent's head

    1. Make a foul shot, win a car! Omg! we need this one!!!
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    Hey everyone, I need help!

    I've been googling like crazy looking for a Spurs pullover hoodie to wear in the winter time....I need like a Large or XL in Kids...anyone know where I can find one?
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    Hey everyone, I need help!

    I've been googling like crazy looking for a Spurs pullover hoodie to wear in the winter time....I need like a Large or XL in Kids...anyone know where I can find one?

    I found one for kids sizes 4-7....but i don't think your that small....
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    I found one for kids sizes 4-7....but i don't think your that small....

    No...are u looking at that black one with the gray sleeves?
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    http://cgi.ebay.com/NBA-SAN-ANTONIO-...QQcmdZViewItem

    but I'd ask seller for a blow up picture of that logo.... looks fishy to me.
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    I think that's a pasted on Logo Obiwan!!!
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    I'm a history buff and Alexanders story is really cool and very fascinating, but this movie made me want to jump off my balconey.
    Obi, since you are interested in history, you might find this interesting (1491).

    It is a book about new revelations of the culture of the Indians before Columbus came.

    I think the guy takes a little poetic license with some of his thoughts on certain historical figures political/societial motivations were, but a good read nonetheless.
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    http://www.espnshop.com/catalog/prod...ID=9436#styles

    of course this is a mans large....

    I'll try to find smaller.
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    Ohhh I like those! They'll be way too big though
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    Obi, since you are interested in history, you might find this interesting (1491).

    It is a book about new revelations of the culture of the Indians before Columbus came.

    I think the guy takes a little poetic license with some of his thoughts on certain historical figures political/societial motivations were, but a good read nonetheless.

    ya know .. that brings to mind.
    what do the schools in Texas teach about Christopher Columbus?

    I went to Connecticut schools and right from 2nd grade on we were taught both sides of the story... all about the politics of him sailing as an agent for Spain, and him leaving his son with the priests, and the rape and murder of the indians, and the diseases, etc etc.
    which was apparently miles and miles off from what my parents were taught about him being a saint blessed by the dear lord to find the US and settle it for white folks everywhere.....
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    I'm definatly getting that book!
    the customer reviews look great!
    thanks!
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    OMG!!!
    I need these!!!!!!


    http://www.espnshop.com/catalog/prod...8&sku=93066253




    http://www.espnshop.com/catalog/prod...4&sku=24906254


    why don't they have a baby registry at ESPN????
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    that narrows it down....

    the guy from night court?
    ray romano?
    bob saget?


    Al Lubel!!!

    It just came to me.
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    Al Lubel!!!

    It just came to me.

    .
    I'm googling him right now.
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    Al Lubel
    Few comics perform standup comedy as if they were arguing a case before a jury. For Al Lubel it is completely natural. Al left his practice as a trial attorney to concentrate on being a full time standup comedian. Within a year of quitting law Al won the $100,000 Comedy Grand Prize on "Star Search."

    Lubel was born and raised in Queens, New York. After graduating from law school at the University of Miami, Lubel drove to California and began his dual life – working days arguing cases, while at night frequenting the few clubs that offered amateur nights and talent contests. "I was so desperate for an audience at first that I began doing standup routines at Denny’s," Lubel recalls. "I’d just stand up in the middle of the restaurant unannounced and start doing a routine. No one ever stopped me."

    In December of 1991 Al fulfilled a long time dream by appearing with Johnny Carson on the "Tonight Show." Since then, he has appeared 6 times on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. In August of 1993 he was featured in the Showtime/BBC do entary, "A Standup Life."

    His humor is introspective in nature. He rarely does "observational humor" such as, "Did you ever notice?" His humor is philosophically and existentially based. It can best be described as; "Did you ever dwell?" Al bares all, telling you more about himself that you necessarily want to know. He uses his legal ability to put himself on trial. Through this catharsis Al lets the audience know they are not alone in the world – they are with Al Lubel.

    When asked if he would ever go back to law Al replies, "I’d like just one more trial, something serious like a murder trial because I want to see my client’s face…when right before I give closing argument and his entire fate hinges on each and every word I say, I turn to him and whisper…I’m a comedian."
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    Here's one more for you.
    http://www.nbaapparel.com/cgi-bin/nbagen.pl
    get the jersey dress! that'd be cool.



    ok. I need to go get ready. I have a Doctor's appt. at 11:30, and I need to shave my legs. ........... hey! I may be preggo , but my doctor is still a very hott looking tall dark italian man.
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    Thanks for the help ObiWan...that dress is very cute! But, where would I wear it?!
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    obi, when's your bun in the oven gonna be ready for the world to see?

    good luck at your docs appt.
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    Thanks for the help ObiWan...that dress is very cute! But, where would I wear it?!

    to a Sixer's game.
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    obi, when's your bun in the oven gonna be ready for the world to see?

    good luck at your docs appt.
    in 9 weeks.
    she's due the end of Oct.
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    wait a second, obiwan, you are the one that posted the infamous black bar pic, no?

    you are going to have a kid? that's great, what are you going to name him/her?
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