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[1369]

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

[ObiwanGinobili]

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

wasn't that joke originally with a bus load of old nuns?

[1369]

Yea, but the mental image of hot, buxom, nubile Catholic school girls in their short skirt uniforms and patent-leather Mary Janes with thigh highs is much more appealing IMHO.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yea, but the mental image of hot, buxom, nubile Catholic school girls in their short skirt uniforms and patent-leather Mary Janes with thigh highs is much more appealing IMHO.

You, sir, are a good man.

[ShoogarBear]

We should have Melmart and SilBlack re-enact that joke on youtube.

[CuckingFunt]

Yea, but the mental image of hot, buxom, nubile Catholic school girls in their short skirt uniforms and patent-leather Mary Janes with thigh highs is much more appealing IMHO.

[1369]

Well, my day is shot.

Check please.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[Fillmoe]

I'd hit it.

me too

she got some DSL's......

[CuckingFunt]

Must be the school girl outfit. No one paid any attention to Masuimi when I posted her in the Rate Her thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=250

[Mixability]

Must be the school girl outfit. No one paid any attention to Masuimi when I posted her in the Rate Her thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=250

I don't know how I missed that, but I give it a

[tlongII]

I didn't see her in the Rate Her thread either. I will have to revisit the thread.

[batman2883]

i love it

[batman2883]

Mos Def Was Hilarious In "hitchikers Guide To The Universe"

[ShoogarBear]

Mos Def is an outstanding actor. Check out Something The Lord Made if you have the chance.

Tupac was a good actor, too.

Unfortunately, they are the inspiration for a lotta wannabees/neverwillbees.

Course, you can say the same about musicians-turned-actors in all genres.

[atlfan25]

is it me or does coldplay=

naw, it's not just me. coldplay=

[atlfan25]

hahahah ha!

did I ever tell you about the time these re s broke into my car and stole my bible??

that was me and my boy

we burned many bibles that night

[jman3000]

I wanted to go bowling ... but somebody I know is too much of a pussy. They can't handle the fact that I can bowl 3 strikes in a row all day long.

[ashbeeigh]

They can't handle the fact that I can bowl 3 strikes in a row all day long.

I call your bull . I'll brlieve it when I see it. But don't even respond to that until 10 am tomorrow. I have a physio psych test to study for.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

cold play is without a doubt one of the lamest mainstream bands out there today.



clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks

[katyon6th]

you, LMB.

And you, atl.

[ShoogarBear]

What about me?

[katyon6th]

Okay.

you, Shoog.

[Das Texan]

who all are you ing tonight katy?

[ShoogarBear]

I got sloppy thirds.