I'm higher up than ATRAIN ?
quit posting so much. Go to work.
I'm higher up than ATRAIN ?
But now I'm being entertained by last minute reading for my next class.
dang it mark! delete that thing already or I'll bust a cap in your other testicle
I didn't even see it until you quoted it.
Dork.
it doesn't matter. he posts that thing all the time. I should get a magnet and move that bullet around
Alright, Alright
Ha,
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks,
Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Since you were born,
Nude Love
There something in your eye,
And I re-A-Lize,
In the sky!,
NUDE LOVE
Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G.,
Krankin-Smoking, here we go,
Tapes available out in the parking lot,
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies!,
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love.
that was not a good trip.
at all.
my profesor just gave the entire class a 100 on the next quiz because he's been so behind on the course work... niiiice.
If you think you're getting away with only telling that, you're sorely mistaken.
she was a big girl. a real big girl. she kept on trying to rub my balls and it was pissing me off. on top of that THE DIDNT EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE SPURS GAME, which was the reason I went down there in the first place. She kept on saying that she was hungry and wanted to go to whataburger, and this was after she ate a microwave meal. her pantry consisted of pringles, easy mac, fun size doritos, oreo's, and ramen. all her friends came in to say hi, and it was like a raging herd of water buffalo. even after all that she's still a cool person, and as long as she resists her urges to rub my nuts i can see myself being friends with her.
she actually offered to give me head... and i was debating whether i shoud just close my eyes and accept. i mean... i basically drove 2 hours to NOT watch a spurs game and to hear her nag about being hungry.... but i declined... the salisbury steak breath and the contant burping was too much to overcome.
That would have been a of a conversation with the next girl that blew you.
"Why does your smell like salisbury steak?"
holy crap ! what a nightmare! how did you even get in that situation. I'm suprised her friends were big too because hot chicks usually have big friends to make them look better
man are you some kind of charity worker ? I would of walked out
Handjobs From the Hungry?
All people, other than jman, who didn't see this coming, kindly raise your hand.
. . .
Anyone?
She didn't see him coming, either.
Just got this message:
hey jusdt wanted to say hi..and thanks for coming to see me... and i'll be sure to go and visit you...:] oh yeah one other thing... sorry i was all u know.. lol' couldn't stop lookin' at you..b/c ure such a cutie pie..(really you are).. well message me back..
♥ ya!
Further evidence that myspace is the devil.
well i had said that i thought there was a 70% chance of her being a big girl.. the hints were:
a) she kept on saying she had a booty
b) she had no pictures below her shoulders
c) she would constantly mention how hungry she was
d) (this one i feel most re ed about) her non-identical twin was ugly as all
e) she only told me how tall she was... and would only say she had a booty when talking about her weight...
ok... maybe i was a bit re ed on this one : /
it was AIM foo... but it did move to myspace.. so i guess youre right.
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