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[CuckingFunt]

She didn't see him coming, either.

That poor little fat girl.

It's frustrating to not get any action when you're all, "u know"...

[ORION]

That poor little fat girl.

It's frustrating to not get any action when you're all, "u know"...

[ORION]

well i had said that i thought there was a 70% chance of her being a big girl.. the hints were:

a) she kept on saying she had a booty
b) she had no pictures below her shoulders
c) she would constantly mention how hungry she was
d) (this one i feel most re ed about) her non-identical twin was ugly as all
e) she only told me how tall she was... and would only say she had a booty when talking about her weight...


ok... maybe i was a bit re ed on this one : /

man this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Your going to have to change your number now. Can you imagine how happy she was to grab some . she probably has never rubbed a sausage without literally eating it

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

man this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Your going to have to change your number now. Can you imagine how happy she was to grab some . she probably has never rubbed a sausage without literally eating it

These last two pages are full of win.

[CuckingFunt]

I have to leave for class again in 11 minutes.

I feel like I just got back home from the last class.

I'm so ready for this 3-day weekend it's not even funny.

[jman3000]

man this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Your going to have to change your number now. Can you imagine how happy she was to grab some . she probably has never rubbed a sausage without literally eating it

i have the 4 messages on my voice mail from4 different phone numbers to make me think that's a viable option.

[Mister Sinister]

Holy s. John Constantine is bisexual? Cool!

[CuckingFunt]

My level of boredom this evening is un- ing-paralleled.

[Melmart1]

These last two pages are full of win.

No ! I have highly enjoyed reading about the misadventures of jmann.

[Melmart1]

My level of boredom this evening is un- ing-paralleled.

I could entertain you

[CuckingFunt]

"One of my children is four-years-old, and the other is six-months-years-old."

Ah... God bless "Cops."

[CuckingFunt]

I could entertain you

And how, exactly, would you go about such a thing?

[peewee's lovechild]

I will pay for Jman to bang this chick and make a video for all of us to see.

Jman, name your price.

[peewee's lovechild]

What has The PeeWee stumbled himself into??

[Melmart1]

"One of my children is four-years-old, and the other is six-months-years-old."

Ah... God bless "Cops."

I am watching the Spurs game, much better than "Cops." Although I inadvertently met a tranny that appeared on Cops when I used to work for HEB. He was being teased by some guys in line behind him for being on the show, and near chaos ensued. Good times.

[CuckingFunt]

I will pay for Jman to bang this chick and make a video for all of us to see.

Jman, name your price.

I don't know that I want to see that.

I would, however, be curious to see the shoulders-and-above pictures that left him unsure of her girth.

[peewee's lovechild]

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Just the three of us.

Me likey.

[Melmart1]

What has The PeeWee stumbled himself into??

Hopefully into a better mood than this morning.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know that I want to see that.

I would, however, be curious to see the shoulders-and-above pictures that left him unsure of her girth.

I just want to see that chick break him in half.

He doesn't look very "sturdy", if you get my meaning.

[CuckingFunt]

What has The PeeWee stumbled himself into??

The PeeWee is also welcome to entertain me if Mel is too busy with the game.

Though, I reckon The PeeWee is also busy with the same thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hopefully into a better mood than this morning.

I'm in a great mood.

My boss is nowhere in sight, I had a little surprise, and I ate at a Chinese Buffet.

While the buffet was pure , it had egg rolls. I've been craving egg rolls for weeks now.

But, I realized that I still hate chinese food.

[CuckingFunt]

Now I'm watching the Spurs game, too.

I can actually watch your games since your team isn't so full of suck that they don't get any national TV coverage.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee is also welcome to entertain me if Mel is too busy with the game.

Though, I reckon The PeeWee is also busy with the same thing.

The PeeWee would like to entertain both Mel and The Funt . . . at the same time.

Hmmmm, The PeeWee is horny now.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm in a great mood.

My boss is nowhere in sight, I had a little surprise, and I ate at a Chinese Buffet.

While the buffet was pure , it had egg rolls. I've been craving egg rolls for weeks now.

But, I realized that I still hate chinese food.

Firstly, I thought it was just Tuesdays and Thursdays where you had to work late.

Secondly, what was the little surprise?

Lastly, Chinese food is nummy nummy.

[Melmart1]

Now I'm watching the Spurs game, too.

I can actually watch your games since your team isn't so full of suck that they don't get any national TV coverage.

OHHH, I forgot it was on ESPN, too. I was watching the local coverage, but since its on ESPN I can watch it in HD.