Maybe we could get ur family discount for lap dances if we go, no?
lol
You do?
Maybe we could get ur family discount for lap dances if we go, no?
lol
I still got some PT's cash!
depends on what his name is
I remember when I was about 18 and there was that one strip club by bandera and 410 behind EZ's. I was in there with some friends and this one nasty girl with garbage breath whispered in my ear " for $50 we can get a private room and you can me" I threw up in my mouth
Acapulco Fantasies!!! (the all-nude joint)
I almost got kicked out of that place too.
This sat on my knee and she STUNK! I tried to be nice and asked her politely to get off my knee. After I asked a couple of more times and she didn't get off, I yelled real loud, "Damn get off my knee ur pussy stinks!!!"
Apparently girls don't like it when you tell them their pussy stinks, go figure.
To quote Shoog...I literally LOL'd when I read that.
Good stuff!
yeah thats the place. I thought that was the coolest place at 18 but now I think to myself what the was I thinking. Ordor was a problem at that place.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: strip clubs are ing depressing.
To paraphrase Chris Rock: I would never hit a woman, but I'll shake the outta ploto.
I don't see the point of a naked girl grinding on you and thats it. I haven't been to one in years
The first time I ever went to one was mildly fun, but I think only because it was when I still used to get completely faced every time I went out.
Being in a strip club when you're anything even remotely close to sober, however, is just horrible.
I have stories about strip clubs but everyone would just say I was lying
Did you get a table dance from a fellow Royal?
All of my strip club stories involve someone puking.
However, none of my strip club stories involve me puking.
maaaaaayyybbbeeeeee
I did that on my 21st. I was hammered
Trainwreck!!!
So that's where he's been?Trainwreck!!!
Seriously, where is he?
A gimpy MS dude I used to work with in Corpus used to spend hours upon hours at The Palace. He once went for lunch and didn't leave until last call and ended up having a $1200 bill.
Hahaha, no ing way. If I stripped people would need sunglasses for the glare. But seriously, she just turned 18 in August and already in a strip club. And she has a 10-month old baby my mom is taking care of right now and might be pregnant again.
I have sunglasses.
Lets just say I was really drunk and I've never seen anyone hang from a pole with their buttcheeks.Trainwreck!!!
Where the is Trainwreck? I haven't seen that post in a while. He better be getting laid.
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