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[florige]

I don't think she's good looking at all.

She disgusts me.

Just like that Nicole Ritchie tramp.

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

[ATRAIN]

I don't think she's good looking at all.

She disgusts me.

Just like that Nicole Ritchie tramp.

So you wouldnt bang both of them at the same time if they begged you.

[ATRAIN]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

One night in Paris!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

You mean like if someone was holding a gun to his head?

[CuckingFunt]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

What are the cir stances -- how "had to" is "had to"? Is there a gun to my head, or are they just the last three options in an empty bar?

[ATRAIN]

What are the cir stances -- how "had to" is "had to"? Is there a gun to my head, or are they just the last three options in an empty bar?

after 6 rounds of shots.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Flo did I ever tell you the story when I talked to Tara Reid on the phone.

[CuckingFunt]

after 6 rounds of shots.

I still need to know if there's a gun to my head. If there isn't, I'm going home and enjoying some alone time.

[ATRAIN]

I still need to know if there's a gun to my head. If there isn't, I'm going home and enjoying some alone time.

Lets say one of your family members is held captive and the only way to free them is to one of the above.

[CuckingFunt]

Lets say one of your family members is held captive and the only way to free them is to one of the above.

Bad example. A few of my family members... I'd still go home and enjoy some alone time.

[samikeyp]

Lets say one of your family members is held captive and the only way to free them is to one of the above.

and let me watch.

[ATRAIN]

Bad example. A few of my family members... I'd still go home and enjoy some alone time.

Lets say they were going to kill your pets if you didn't, that better?

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Flo did I ever tell you the story when I talked to Tara Reid on the phone.

Did her voice sound like your mom or any other family member?

[CuckingFunt]

Lets say they were going to kill your pets if you didn't, that better?

Fergie.

But not because I think she's any more attractive, just because I hate all the celebutaunte bull around Paris and Nicole.

[florige]

What are the cir stances -- how "had to" is "had to"? Is there a gun to my head, or are they just the last three options in an empty bar?

I don't know, I guess one of those your family is held for ransom type things...

[mrsmaalox]

and let me watch.

You are so opportunistic!

[peewee's lovechild]

"Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!"

[florige]

Hey Flo did I ever tell you the story when I talked to Tara Reid on the phone.

Yeah you did. You said she was cool right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie. Which one would you bang if you had to bang one?

I'd just put on some of my porn and jack off.

I'd get more satisfaction that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

So you wouldnt bang both of them at the same time if they begged you.

They'd have to be begging and in chains.

And, there would have to be some porn of Tia Tanaka on.

[ATRAIN]

Did her voice sound like your mom or any other family member?

No hey voice sounded like it does on TV, how else is it supposed to sound.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd just put on some of my porn and jack off.

I'd get more satisfaction that way.

Yes I would imagine those girls fit the hot dog in the hallway analogy.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah you did. You said she was cool right?

Well from our 5 min convo she seemed alright.

[florige]

Fergie.

But not because I think she's any more attractive, just because I hate all the celebutaunte bull around Paris and Nicole.

I remember one time NR was saying one time that she needed security at one point when she went out before all the Simple Life crap started. I'm thinking security for what? She isn;t nobody. I mean at least Paris Hilton's family is rich and there might have been a chance that someone might try and kidnap her and hold her for ransom. NR is some 80's has been singer's daughter.

[samikeyp]

You are so opportunistic!

If the Funt got with any of those three, she would tear them up and they would ask for more.

Such is the power of the Funt.