The ability to stop time would be badass. I would do a lot of stealing and ty touching.
I wish I could stop time
The ability to stop time would be badass. I would do a lot of stealing and ty touching.
My, My we have some smartasses on this forum. I thought she knew the girl from work...I didn't realize that she was a "total stranger."
Oh and people at work and my friends tell me that sometimes too..."Man you have bags under your eyes." And I usually just nod and say, "Yea, I couldn't sleep last night" or some equivalent.
**Shrugs**
Ashbeeigh should spend more time sleeping and less time getting urinated on. Only then will she not have bags under her eyes.
But I'm not a total stranger!
And it said "75th".
Exactly ! I was thinking the best thing to do would stop time ..ok ..then get 2 hot chicks at work and strip them down and put them on top of each other then start time again and see what happens
I would stop time and never start it again.
I would stop time, rob a bank and move to Cabo!
I like SB's idea. Can I come with you?
Yea!
We can sip margaritas all day and I'll have you take body shots off of the cabana boy. Yeah?
you wouldn't be able to do that because when I start time again you would be one of the girls naked on top of another naked girl
come on ! I promise to put you on a hot chick and not some wildebeest
Can you put me on top of some wildebeest?
you can have sloppy seconds because I'm going to tear into that thing like a virgin on prom night
Actually, I was just quoting what 1P1's nephew said to her.
When I first started wearing contact lenses, it was back when they were still using thimerosol in the solutions, and sometimes my eyes would get really irritated. One of the girls in my bio lab class, who had a naturally loud voice, asked me why I sometimes didn't wear the contacts and I told her that if I didn't get much sleep, my eyes didn't tolerate them very well. So a few days later I walk into the lab and she booms out, "oh, so I see you got enough sleep last night", and the whole room went silent.
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you ing asshole
kid n play were the greatest black acting tandem in the history of cinema
check it ! I put my picture on
I agree. Had I asked, "hey how does my new make-up look?" and her response was "Oh, it makes you look like you havve bags under your eyes." it would be justified. But I was never tired/sleepy etc. The hardest thing I have to do si be at work by 11 every day until school starts. I see your point 1p1, though.
Anyone who tells me I have bags under my eyes, without me asking, is getting kicked in the knee cap.
Why don't you just pound them on top of the head?
uh guys I put my picture up
Nice pic ORION.
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