I just got an email from Adam and Eve that says that August is anal sex month. So does this mean we should be seeing a lot less of assbeigh around. Hooray!
I knew a woman who survived the Bataan Death March. She was an Army nurse.
Don't know about the book, though.
I like the fact that Mel is on the Adam and Eve mailing list.
I am giddy with joy over one of these scenarios.
The other has no immediate effect on my life.
It just makes fiscal sense. The Adam and Eve mailing list has wonderful coupons.
I saved 30% off my last order, with free shipping. Of course, it took fricken five weeks to get my order. I guess it was free because it was delivered via pony express.
Horse-sized dildo?
CDs get to me in two days, porn takes a thousand months. Its just rude.
That would be cruel and unusual punishment.
It's a shame when you order Busty Teachers In Stockings only to see the 43 sequels by the time it gets to you.
I'll be right over.
I'm not 100% convinced that I want to feel "bung-tastic."
You think you're going to get off without telling us what you ordered?
Let's see who's going to go for the obvious here.
I would have, but you kinda stole any potential thunder.
I get off quite often without telling what I ordered.
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midge is the man
midge is my hero
midge i wanna grow up to be just like you
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I want to grow up to be just like 1Billups1.
The first thing you need to do if you want to be just like me is to quit being so ing metrosexual. Then go a couple of fat chicks. Then go drink a 40. That will get you a few steps closer to midgedom.
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