Ted Cruz twitter fun thread

[boutons_deux]

Im talking about hanging out with Castro.

would you prefer that Barry carpet bombed Havana? What's your objection to diplomacy instead of punishments, wars, bombs, killings?

[boutons_deux]

Ted Cruz’ Least Qualified, Biggest TX S bag Economic Advisor

“Some people look at subprime lending and see evil. I look at subprime lending and I see the American dream in action.”
— former U.S. Senator Phil Gramm, Nov. 16, 2008

a more recent trip down memory lane. Gramm, remember, was brought on as an adviser to the presidential campaign of John McCain in 2008. As the economy was stumbling that summer, Gramm said:

“You’ve heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession. We may have a recession; we haven’t had one yet. We have sort of become a nation of whiners. You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of compe iveness, America in decline.”

At that point, the financial crisis was gathering headway: foreclosures had doubled in the span of a year, 1.6 million more people were unemployed than a year earlier, the stock market had plunged 25 percent and the nation was already eight months into the worst recession since the Great Depression. McCain, in a vain effort to rescue his campaign, had to immediately disavow the remarks. Gramm, meanwhile, refused to retract his comments. He was gone from the McCain campaign a few days later.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I believe — as do many others — that

Gramm was one of the major figures who helped set the stage for the crisis. My book “Bailout Nation” included a list of “Who is to Blame for the Crisis” that put Gramm at No. 3 after former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan and the Fed itself.

I’m not alone:Time magazine placed him at No. 2, while CNN rankedhim No. 7.

Just to be clear, Gramm was but one player in the debacle and blame for the financial crisis is spread far and wide, extending to major figures in both political parties.

http://ritholtz.com/2016/03/158999/?...Big+Picture%29

http://www.bloombergview.com/article...he-wrong-place

TX elects so many s bags to state and Federal positions, SBOE and the TX Bartons, the nation would be much better off if the Texians seceded.

[Splits]

Im talking about hanging out with Castro.

He stood up in front of him and gave a speech to his people about how ty their system of government is

[boutons_deux]

about one of the NASTIEST episodes in modern American history:

Ted Cruz national security adviser Lopez: Joe McCarthy was 'spot-on' in hunt for secret communists

Here is Clare Lopez, one of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz's "national security advisers."

“[Muslim Brotherhood] affiliates and associates and those connected to it are the go-to advisers, if not appointees, for the top levels of national security in our government, in this administration for sure, but going back many decades, really, is the program of this Brotherhood,” she claimed.

Clare Lopez, a member of insane person Frank Gaffney's conspiracy-riddled Center for Security Policy, is arguing here that the Muslim Brotherhood has been slowly taking control of our government because—well, it's all very complicated, but the short version is because Frank Gaffney only surrounds himself with conspiracy-minded lunatics with too much time on their hands and only tenuous connections to the physical dimensions that the rest of us inhabit. Frank Gaffney is also one of Ted Cruz's national security advisers, because of course he is.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/03/24/1505008/-Ted-Cruz-national-security-adviser-Lopez-Joe-McCarthy-was-spot-on-in-hunt-for-secret-communists?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&u tm_campaign=Feed%3A+dailykos%2Findex+%28Daily+Kos% 29

[boutons_deux]

Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses!




http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...n=TedCruzTease

... doin' God's work.

[Warlord23]

Unbelievable that Ted Cruz's reptilian ass can get 5 women to go through the ordeal of doing the dirty with him. With a face that only a mother - or a highly paid escort / staffer - could love.

Besides, I thought Cruz's species reproduced by asexually creating slime-filled pods for their offsprings.

[boutons_deux]

https://twitter.com/Fleet_Forest/sta...rc=twsrc%5Etfw

[DMX7]

https://twitter.com/Fleet_Forest/sta...rc=twsrc%5Etfw

I really hope it's not true, but we just don't know...

By the way, Ted would be a disaster on foreign policy. He wants to legitimize the jihadists war with the West... he might even put boots on the ground which is what they want. Stupid!

[boutons_deux]

all it takes is a few $10Ks to the ladies to come out with their Kruz buddy stories.

[DMX7]

all it takes is a few $10Ks to the ladies to come out with their Kruz buddy stories.

But we don't know whether or not they are true... they may be, but hopefully not. Ted represents our state and he would really disgrace it more than he already has if these scandalous allegations were true. We simply do not know.

[spurraider21]

really? the national enquirer?

[boutons_deux]

really? the national enquirer?

Absolutely appropriate for the sewer campaigns that Trump and Kruz are spewing. Are you equally concerned that both Trump and Kruz tell huge lies?

[spurraider21]

Absolutely appropriate for the sewer campaigns that Trump and Kruz are spewing. Are you equally concerned that both Trump and Kruz tell huge lies?

trump and cruz are terrible candidates

that doesn't suddenly make the in national enquirer newsworthy

[DMX7]

really? the national enquirer?

They broke the John Edwards affair, the Rush Limbaugh drug addiction story, and more. But again, we can only hope these very serious allegation are not true.

[boutons_deux]

trump and cruz are terrible candidates

that doesn't suddenly make the in national enquirer newsworthy

again, if N/E is wrong, how are Trump and Kruz lies not wrong?

N/E, Trump, and Kruz all have equal credibility as pure garbage.

[spurraider21]

They broke the John Edwards affair, the Rush Limbaugh drug addiction story, and more. But again, we can only hope these very serious allegation are not true.

They've also broken a lot of bull , but cling to a few success stories

[DMX7]

They've also broken a lot of bull , but cling to a few success stories

That's true... but we just can't say for sure whether this one is true or not. I really hope it's not. It would be devastating for him if it were.

[spurraider21]

That's true... but we just can't say for sure whether this one is true or not. I really hope it's not. It would be devastating for him if it were.

that. Reap what you sow

[Mitch]

Pieces starting to come together, tbh

One of Cruz's supposed mistresses seemed to have condoms (she called them condoms) with her in a hotel room

http://archive.is/TQgZp

[TheSanityAnnex]

Apparently Rubio hired the PI's that dug this up

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/vid...mediately.html

[Mitch]

I wonder if Trump & Rubio made amends, all sources seem to point to his camp dishing this

[TeyshaBlue]

This is ing hilarious.

[Dirk Oneanddoneski]

She hasn't been helping cruz at all and his wife just cancelled all upcoming campaign appearances

[Mitch]

If that said it was something else, not condoms, nobody would really care or it could be spun against Trump

I'd wanna give her five across the eyes if I was Cruz

[CosmicCowboy]

If all this is true...

How the did he not think it would come out?

These guys amaze me.