OK, so after looking at mapquest and from what enigma's telling me we might not have to scrap Chang's after all. It would only be a fifteen minute drive for me and my wife, and I think we could get out of there early enough for a 4:30 GTG. I haven't actually discussed this my wife (who is out of town at the moment) so that's not a guarantee, but I'm fairly certain of it.
With that said, I'm down with just doing drinks as well. I know of at least one place where the margaritas kick ass, and I have a long list of alcoholic friends who could recommend a good bar closer to the Toyota Center.