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[ORION]

I hate hippies. They drink their own pee

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a new job. Seriously, I don't know if I can make it another week here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Somebody hire me for something.

[Richard Cranium]

I recycle sanchas

[Richard Cranium]

they always come back for more

[Richard Cranium]

Somebody hire me for something.

can you pass a piss test?

[Richard Cranium]

and I don't mean pass it off as your own

[Richard Cranium]

'cause if you do urine trouble

[Richard Cranium]

prostate troubles?

[Silver21_Black20]

Somebody hire me for something.

I'll hire you as a maid. I do have rules though.

[Mr Dio]

What are rules?

[Richard Cranium]

rules are meant to be broken

[Silver21_Black20]

What are rules?

Standard procedures like...he'd have to wear a short maids uniform, cook me breakfast, lunch and dinner, and read me a book before I fall asleep.

[midgetonadonkey]

A midget just asked me for batteries.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Danny Glover.

To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I miss Rodney Dangerfield.

[ShoogarBear]

You don't have to if you can get hold of a shovel.

[ORION]

I think my boss wants me

[ashbeeigh]

There is no beer in hevean, that's why we drink it here.

[ashbeeigh]

Heaven. that's more right.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh is quite possibly the sexiest psychologist in quattro history

[Trainwreck2100]

The Danny Glover.

two words

Greek Fire

(it's disgusting)

[dirk4mvp]

Can Michael Irving dunk?

[Marklar MM]

Can Michael Irving dunk?

Hes a stiff

[Trainwreck2100]

Hes a stiff

Actually that's Steve Irwin