Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

There's only one person in all the world with my gmail address.

Lucky him/her.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's really cool.

I fell in love with it.

Plus, there's much more that goes with all that.

[Melmart1]

[CuckingFunt]

The Fleshlight creeps me out a little bit.

I'm not 100% sure why, but it does.

[Melmart1]

The Fleshlight creeps me out a little bit.

I'm not 100% sure why, but it does.

Those are kinda creepy. They are too big to be what its supposed to resemble. That masterbator for women with the tongue and lips that looks almost like the Rolling Stones album cover creepy me out, too. I can't see how that could feel as good as a real tongue.

[CuckingFunt]

Those are kinda creepy. They are too big to be what its supposed to resemble. That masterbator for women with the tongue and lips that looks almost like the Rolling Stones album cover creepy me out, too. I can't see how that could feel as good as a real tongue.

Same here.

I've never understood the toys that are trying to be super super realistic, in general. They're just... wrong.

[Melmart1]

Same here.

I've never understood the toys that are trying to be super super realistic, in general. They're just... wrong.

Those particular toys, I have always thought weren't for couples but lonely singles instead. All of the sex toy sites emphasize partners but in reality, the ultra-realistic toys were never intended for couples. I bet more than half the money they make is from singles.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's cheaper if you just use your hands.

[peewee's lovechild]

and fingers.

[peewee's lovechild]

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peewee's lovechild, Melmart1+

Just you and me.

Oh, the things we could do . . .

[Melmart1]

It's cheaper if you just use your hands.

True, but one can't survive on hands and fingers alone. You gotta change it up.

[Melmart1]

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peewee's lovechild, Melmart1+

Just you and me.

Oh, the things we could do . . .

With hands and fingers?

[peewee's lovechild]

With hands and fingers?

And an extra appendage I just happen to have.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, hands and fingers are good for starters.

[Melmart1]

Haha, my sister forwarded me a dirty text. I gotta say, I usually hate texting but this isn't so bad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Haha, my sister forwarded me a dirty text. I gotta say, I usually hate texting but this isn't so bad.

Do share.

And, let's go back to the previous conversation once you're done sharing the text.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I miss the old days when my chonga homegirl melmart would post on the reg when I was actually online.

[CuckingFunt]

Haha, my sister forwarded me a dirty text. I gotta say, I usually hate texting but this isn't so bad.

Remember your little comment about how rude it is to tease someone with information that you don't plan on sharing?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Okay, I know I had a little somethinsomethin to do with, you know, originally perpetuating the quattro thread, and I try to keep distance these days, but....who is this peewee guy, again?

[Melmart1]

Remember your little comment about how rude it is to tease someone with information that you don't plan on sharing?

It's a pic. I can't post it here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember your little comment about how rude it is to tease someone with information that you don't plan on sharing?

No .

What's up with that??

[Melmart1]

I miss the old days when my chonga homegirl melmart would post on the reg when I was actually online.

This made me lol, i saiiiidd!

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, I know I had a little somethinsomethin to do with, you know, originally perpetuating the quattro thread, and I try to keep distance these days, but....who is this peewee guy, again?

I am the consumate spirit that keeps this place together.

What's got your vagina all puckered up?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a pic. I can't post it here.

Lame.

You could at least describe said picture, that is if you can't PM the picture to us.

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, I know I had a little somethinsomethin to do with, you know, originally perpetuating the quattro thread, and I try to keep distance these days, but....who is this peewee guy, again?

Peewee's my e-boyfriend.

You're WAAAAAAAAAY behind on the drama.