The completely random thought thread

[mrsmaalox]

He called her a pig.

George Lopez called another human being a pig? Ha.

[JudynTX]

Nope, but she looks dirty like that.

Cochina

[The Gemini Method]

Kirstie Alley probably sucks a mean , but most likely doesn't swallow. I dunno, just the vibe I get from her tbh

She does look like she gets after the meat...I'm going to go with she does take the money shot with gusto.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cochina

Indeeeed

The best!

[JudynTX]

Charlie Sheen is still winning!

[mrsmaalox]

^^ Damn I wanna kiss that little giraffe!

[The Gemini Method]

That's epic winning...

[JudynTX]

^^ Damn I wanna kiss that little giraffe!

That's epic winning...

Did you see his latest thing? He's selling raffle tickets.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Raffle tickets? What tha?

It's funny. The way he's acting reminds me of our old guitar player. That stupid, lowlife, whiny, -ass sonofa !

[JudynTX]

Raffle tickets? What tha?

It's funny. The way he's acting reminds me of our old guitar player. That stupid, lowlife, whiny, -ass sonofa !

^^^^

There's still time to enter an online raffle to win tickets to one of Charlie Sheen's sold-out shows in his "Violent Torpedo" tour.

The actor's "Winning for Charities" raffle is giving away two tickets to his "Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth" show in Detroit on April 2. In addition, the winner will receive backstage passes to the event and a chance to hang with Sheen at the VIP after-party.

Tickets cost $2.00 each, with a minimum purchase of five tickets. Proceeds from the online raffle -- which ends March 22 -- will benefit the "Celebrities for Charity Foundation," including several registered charities selected by Sheen, a press release said.

Sheen tweeted about the raffle, saying: "Time to wake up. Trade some charity coin, for the spotlight with the Warlock. On the Stage. Opening night. No joke."

The embattled actor reportedly stands to make millions in one month from his live shows, with at least 20 dates expected to rake in between $250,000 - $275,000 per engagement.

http://www.etonline.com/news/108923_...Charlie_Sheen/

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wow. Oh and that jackass, stupid, lowlife, whiny, -ass sonofa guitar player bragged on FB about paying $70 a ticket to go see him. He could've saved all that money and bought a frickin' mirror.

[JudynTX]

Wow. Oh and that jackass, stupid, lowlife, whiny, -ass sonofa guitar player bragged on FB about paying $70 a ticket to go see him. He could've saved all that money and bought a frickin' mirror.

Still hostile?

[mrsmaalox]

Still hostile?

And still following him on Facebook!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Judy. I can honestly say I don't have a hateful bone in my body but I still want to bash that sonofa 's face in.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And still following him on Facebook!

I don't do childish unfriending on there. I'll let him do that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And it's not like I'm following him.

[mrsmaalox]

Yup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

True story, but, you know, people looking in..............Yada yada

[JudynTX]

Judy. I can honestly say I don't have a hateful bone in my body but I still want to bash that sonofa 's face in.

I don't do childish unfriending on there. I'll let him do that.

I'll unfriend him for you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'll unfriend him for you.

Eh, it's ok. His posts are actually quite entertaining. He was "really hating life" the other day and was whining on there how some chick played him.

I ll'dedid

[mrsmaalox]

Well he definitely made that little trip to HEB worth my while *swoon*

[mrsmaalox]

Haha my dumb daughter had her phone taken away at school! "Puhleeeeze mom! Can't you call and tell them to give it back?" Um no, but how about I call and cancel your phone service cuz I'm not paying for something you are too irresponsible to handle??

[JudynTX]

Haha my dumb daughter had her phone taken away at school! "Puhleeeeze mom! Can't you call and tell them to give it back?" Um no, but how about I call and cancel your phone service cuz I'm not paying for something you are too irresponsible to handle??

Will you give in?

[mrsmaalox]

SON OF A !!!!

There, now I feel better Just sitting here in my dead car, waiting to be rescued...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dead birds are gross. Then again, most live birds are.