Batman wears pink shirts and exfoliates his skin every night.
Batman wears pink shirts and exfoliates his skin every night.
No reason. I just wanted to say, " please!"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha alright sandra
Batman takes salt bathes with cu ber slices on his eyes while listening to Yanni.
Batman paints his toe nails and then proceeds to blow on each individual toe to speed up the drying process.
batman drinks the tears of small children in attempts to rehab his broke ass knee
bs, his fat ass can barely even SEE his toes.
Batman sits in front of a vanity and brushes his hair with a hundred strokes while in his bathrobe.
batman enjoys techno
now now now danyo why cant we just be friends???
i don't associate with mexicans, always ends up missing.
ha ha ha ha ha ha true true.....some white people too though
midge come back i wanna hear more jokes about me
batman bathes in mud to help his skin become much more smoother and tighten the pores
no wonder you're so dark, cacita brown.
batman drinks appletinis
batmans favorite movie is ghost
batman once re-enacted the pottery scene from ghost to see if the song "my love" would play in the background on its own
batman spritzes cologne in the air and then walks through it to achieve the proper distribution
and with my 18,000th post i would like to say " you san diego, you"
yeah!!!
Batman does pilates.
as said before: batman wears his spurs jersey over his dress shirts.
oh, are we supposed to be giving JOKE examples of his metro-ness?
My bad.
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