Superfluous? Never. The prospect of both you and Mel in the same room is just too attractive to pass up.
Hey!!
How is it that I've ended up feeling superfluous at my own damn orgy?
Ingrates.
Superfluous? Never. The prospect of both you and Mel in the same room is just too attractive to pass up.
It's an orgy... the more sexy girls there, the better. And Jekka definitely qualifies![]()
Okay. My ego has been sufficiently stroked.
I feel better now.
Anything else you need help with, let me know...
I feel the same way about you, Mel![]()
I could have used help taking out the trash, but I just gave in and did it myself.
Taking dirty to a level I was not anticipating. Although I probably should have.
I got a stalk of sensimilla hidden in mi pocket.
Where's that goofy looking that refers to himself as Orion? His tales of burnt mecco are exactly what I need right now to make this ish day move along in a more brisk manner.
"You're beautiful...you're beautiful, it's true"
I should create a troll where I pose as a woman so I can get some cyber action in this thread.
and you should name it! walmart1
That's pretty sad when Shoog gets no cyber action in this thread.
Give it up to him then.
We pm each other.![]()
I ran a mile and a half yesterday morning and I noticed that I sweat more from my left armpit. Is that normal?
Ewww, no that's not normal.
Women aren't supposed to sweat.
You perspire.
Does it smell worse than the right armpit?
According to my grandma, we don't even do that. We 'glisten'.
I hate when I glisten at the gym....
I really need to stop coming here when I'm at work. Every time I do, I end up with another crappy song in my head.
I glow.
That's pretty gross.
and a mile and a half is like ... what? 12-15 minutes? you call that a workout?
Damn, I just thought of a better retort:
Is that the one you shave?
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