Free Quattro Razor (5)

[ORION]

I wish I was fishing

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I was fisting

Fixed it for you.

[ORION]

I eat shrimp tails

[ShoogarBear]

Fixed it for you.

That would make a GREAT bumper-sticker.

[Mixability]

Fixed it for you.

ing creepy, i was about to type that. are you my long lost brother?!?! My kid can call you Unkie Herb.

[ORION]

Fixed it for you.

I wish I was fisting a grizzly bear while her cubs watched

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I was fisting a grizzly bear while her cubs watched

Since you mentioned it, how are things at work?

[ORION]

Since you mentioned it, how are things at work?

I switched jobs and this place is so much better. We can drink beer after 3 on fridays and the chicks are 100 times better

[ATRAIN]

I can't wait to drink beer and watch the 'stros kick some Brave ass.

Holy Lamb just hit a grand slam to tie it

[ShoogarBear]

I switched jobs and this place is so much better. We can drink beer after 3 on fridays and the chicks are 100 times better

But do you still have the cleavage benefits?

[CuckingFunt]

So we'll be seeing pics of CF reclining on the sink counter of a Motel 6 soon?

She was more crawling than reclining, if I recall correctly. And, no, you won't.

I'm neither sheep nor Asian, and I don't own a single pair of lucite stripper heels.

[1369]

I don't own a single pair of lucite stripper heels.

Tease

[CuckingFunt]

Tease

If I put something on that made me THAT tall, I'd get nose bleeds.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Braves suck ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I put something on that made me THAT tall, I'd get nose bleeds.

I want to climb that tree.

[peewee's lovechild]

Being hung over at work really sucks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Seagram's 7 and 7up is one of the greatest things known to man.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does anyone have a ring I can borrow?

[peewee's lovechild]

I had a dream that Assbeigh let me shove my foot in her because she thought I was Jesus.

[peewee's lovechild]

She believed it was a sure way to heaven.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, she was just using me to God.

[peewee's lovechild]

God didn't want to her because of her lazy eye.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope Craig Biggio shoves his bat up Smoltz's ass.

[ATRAIN]

I hope Craig Biggio shoves his bat up Smoltz's ass.

lol wtf where did this come from

[ORION]

But do you still have the cleavage benefits?

I actually had that benefit written in my contract. We have a few with fakies but I'm OK with that.