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[midgetonadonkey]

I was at the World Championship Rattlesnake Races a couple of years ago and they played that song over and over for about an hour. It was annoying. I used to love that song until that event.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to start packing heat.

[ShoogarBear]

impossible
see: recent Mythbusters episode.

sorry.

What's impossible, the jet pack, or the immolation?

[ShoogarBear]

I still don't understand why Morris Day and The Time lost to Prince's band?

Jungle Love and The Bird kicked the ass of Purple Rain.

Although Darling Nikki was the .

[CuckingFunt]

I don't see the need to choose between Prince and Morris Day.

There's enough room in my life to be rocked by two funk masters.

[ORION]

If a girl wears an Extremely low cut shirt showing her boobs would she get offended if a guy was looking at them ?

[CuckingFunt]

If a girl wears an Extremely low cut shirt showing her boobs would she get offended if a guy was looking at them ?

Only if he wasn't polite enough to wipe off the drool.

[ShoogarBear]

That depends. What color is the shirt?

[ORION]

That depends. What color is the shirt?

I have no idea but she had on a black bra

[CuckingFunt]

I have no idea but she had on a black bra

Black bra and a low cut shirt? I know for a fact that this girl would be more offended if you didn't stare.

Doesn't mean she won't still call you a creep, though.

[ORION]

Only if he wasn't polite enough to wipe off the drool.

I guess what I'm saying is that she shouldn't be upset because they are out on display like a watermelon stand.

[ShoogarBear]

If she got offended, I would tell her I was offended by the bra, and would stop looking if she took it off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Orion. He needs to post more.

[ORION]

Black bra and a low cut shirt? I know for a fact that this girl would be more offended if you didn't stare.

Doesn't mean she won't still call you a creep, though.

yeah she call me a creep with a smile on her face as she licks her lips

[CuckingFunt]

yeah she call me a creep with a smile on her face as she licks her lips

Smart girl.

[ORION]

I like Orion. He needs to post more.

I will once I move to my new desk thats in a secret office , but right now I have my back to people and someone is always talking me about something.

[ORION]

I'm just saying that its awesome to see a girl get attention by showing off her swolly knockers

[ShoogarBear]

You need to snap a quick shot of that on your celly so we can give you the best advice possible.

[CuckingFunt]

You need to snap a quick shot of that on your celly so we can give you the best advice possible.

Just for the sake of accuracy.

[ORION]

You need to snap a quick shot of that on your celly so we can give you the best advice possible.

how can I not make that obvious ? Say cheese ! hey your camera is pointing down ? no its not
"CLICK"

[ShoogarBear]

It's your celly, dude! It's designed for surrep ious photographing.

[ShoogarBear]

One method would be to drop a pencil and ask her to pick it up while you're taking a "call".

[CuckingFunt]

Things like this are so much easier for us girls.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, ask a female co-worker to take the picture for you . . .

[ORION]

It's your celly, dude! It's designed for surrep ious photographing.

I can pretend to be on the phone talking to someone as I'm eye level with her boobs. BRILLIANT !