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[batman2883]

orion smells like buffalo balls

[ShoogarBear]

I wholeheartedly agree.

So, Mel, there's a super cute barista that works in the coffee house next to my office and I think I'm going to try to convert her... wanna help?

If you really want to convert her, you should get NorCal to help.

[katyon6th]

Someone giving you a pet fish because they don't want it is just ing rude. What the am I supposed to do with a pet fish? I'm not taking it home. Do you think it'll die over the weekend? Damnit.

[ShoogarBear]

Someone giving you a pet fish because they don't want it is just ing rude. What the am I supposed to do with a pet fish? I'm not taking it home. Do you think it'll die over the weekend? Damnit.

Was the fish in water when they gave it to you? 'Cause otherwise that would be really rude.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh wow. I'm almost at 1,000 posts!!!! I'm so excited......and I just can't hide it.....i know. i know....sorry

[tlongII]

How is a fish a "pet" anyway.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Someone giving you a pet fish because they don't want it is just ing rude. What the am I supposed to do with a pet fish? I'm not taking it home. Do you think it'll die over the weekend? Damnit.

I love Sushi.

[katyon6th]

The fish is in water and in a cute little tank thing but I just don't want it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The fish is in water and in a cute little tank thing but I just don't want it.

Hibachi!

[jman3000]

when i was helping my friend move last night i saw that she had one of those chinese fighting fish... i forget their name though... but she had it in about an inch of water... and the tank was at least a foot tall. ing animal cruelty.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

when i was helping my friend move last night i saw that she had one of those chinese fighting fish... i forget their name though... but she had it in about an inch of water... and the tank was at least a foot tall. ing animal cruelty.

Couldn't have been much of a fighting fish if it didn't kick her ass.

[1369]

when i was helping my friend move last night i saw that she had one of those chinese fighting fish... i forget their name though... but she had it in about an inch of water... and the tank was at least a foot tall. ing animal cruelty.

So you would rather carry/move the aquarium when it was full of water?

[jman3000]

So you would rather carry/move the aquarium when it was full of water?

she was gonna just leave it for her sister... the tank wasnt going anywhere... my only job there was to move her mattress, wood frame under the mattress, some big ass drawer she had, and drink beer. it was fun driving the UHaul around though... i felt like i was gonna run over multiple children at any given time.

[CuckingFunt]

If you really want to convert her, you should get NorCal to help.

The image you just put in my head is so disturbing that I may have to close the office and go home sick.

[Mixability]

or you could ask Trainwreck to help out, it seems he can produce a lesbian on the spot.

[CuckingFunt]

or you could ask Trainwreck to help out, it seems he can produce a lesbian on the spot.

That's a possibility. If nothing else, I know he'd pay for the drinks.

[batman2883]

Man Im In Love

[CuckingFunt]

My boredom knows no bounds.

[batman2883]

Welcome To My World!!

[batman2883]

Boredom Is Ridiculous

[Trainwreck2100]

My boredom knows no bounds.

[batman2883]

-Horry

[CuckingFunt]

Would be the obvious solution if I weren't stuck at work.

[CuckingFunt]

Sometimes, having boobs is a pain in the ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Sometimes, having boobs is a pain in the ass.

Sweet, a contortionist.