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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Man I thought they would never leave the house Funt...
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    I'm not girly at all about gore...

    as long as the blood and guts I'm seeing aren't real.


    Yeah the colors do tend to change in real life...
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    Don't quote me on this SB but here I think it's around 30k. Like I said don't quote me. My advice to you is become a sworn officer, spend a year or two within your department, then apply for CSI. That way you get regular officers starting salary, which here is 42k, benefits, the whole nine. Then when you apply and get the CSI position I think it;s like 55k if I;m not mistaken. Check with your local police station and ask them if they hire civilian CSI in your area. If they do it could be more than 30k out there. I'm going to double check with the lady who does civilian work with us for you on the starting pay.
    Yea but here in SA you have to be on patrol for 5 year before you can move around. Not my thing
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Yea but here in SA you have to be on patrol for 5 year before you can move around. Not my thing


    What about other precincts around TX? BPD it's a year. BCPD it's longer. It depends alot on the officer demand of the department. Just find out in they hire civilians and go from there. The starting salary could be more over there than here. Check with your department you're interested in and check other departments around TX if you don't mind traveling some.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I have an acquaintance that I haven't spoken to in about four years with the exception of the occasional random email that I'll get every three or four months. These emails are always either porn or proselytizing about how wonderful Jesus is and how wonderful his life has been since he got saved.

    Sadly, today's email was not porn.
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    I never get any porn related emails.
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    I never get any porn related emails.
    I get tons of spam, but that doesn't count.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I have an acquaintance that I haven't spoken to in about four years with the exception of the occasional random email that I'll get every three or four months. These emails are always either porn or proselytizing about how wonderful Jesus is and how wonderful his life has been since he got saved.

    Sadly, today's email was not porn.

    ICK! One of my daughter's friends was like that. She'd send me a ton of religious e-mail forwards & stuff, then out of the blue send the nastiest, grossest jokes ever

    She also bragged she went to a wedding and during the reception, her & some guy screwed in the dressing room on the brides dress

    Needless to say, I blocked her from my e-mails
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    ICK! One of my daughter's friends was like that. She'd send me a ton of religious e-mail forwards & stuff, then out of the blue send the nastiest, grossest jokes ever

    She also bragged she went to a wedding and during the reception, her & some guy screwed in the dressing room on the brides dress

    Needless to say, I blocked her from my e-mails
    , no wonder my e-mails keep getting sent back!!!!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I always get the spam about Viagra or "male enhancement" pills!
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    , no wonder my e-mails keep getting sent back!!!!
    Susan???????????????

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    ever since I resized marini's avatar all I get is spam about rehab.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    ^^^Don't you just hate that? Thanks tho! Oh I've got something else you can resize.....P.M. Me
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    these made me lol
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    wow Maalox+Martini+Ash = lame quattro reading. All that was missing was rashofan and shagia then it could have been the suicide crew. On the plus side at least it was only one page of this crap.
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    $2 anything in the house this friday at medusa lounge!!!
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    $2 anything in the house this friday at medusa lounge!!!

    So does that mean $2 Patron shots?
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    wow Maalox+Martini+Ash = lame quattro reading. All that was missing was rashofan and shagia then it could have been the suicide crew. On the plus side at least it was only one page of this crap.
    I just re-read the page and you are absolutely right. What it needed to "class it up" was a post from you telling us what tv/movie girl you were jerking off to!
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    I just re-read the page and you are absolutely right. What it needed to "class it up" was a post from you telling us what tv/movie girl you were jerking off to!

    I don't jerk off to tv/movie girls. My spank bank is loaded with girls i've already been with. Guess my imagination inst all that good. Either way it would have been better than that crap you guys talk about or seeing Martini talk in symbols
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    My new sig is hilarious ....ok its not 11am so don't talk to me ...yet
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    My new sig is hilarious ....ok its not 11am so don't talk to me ...yet

    Who is that chained up? Is that Carl? Sorry I know im not supposed to talk to you but I don't think I can wait till 11 for an answer so pony up!!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I don't jerk off to tv/movie girls.
    yea
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    True story, well unless you count porn stars, then ok maybe you have something.
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    ^^^Don't you just hate that? Thanks tho! Oh I've got something else you can resize.....P.M. Me
    e-mail it to me sometime today I'll get it to you by tomorrow night!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    True story, well unless you count porn stars, then ok maybe you have something.
    See post #3178 re: Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie
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