I've had a worse week, I hate you women and wish I was gay
Hey Train!
I've had a worse week, I hate you women and wish I was gay
Wishing won't accomplish anything. You have to get out there and make it happen. Embrace your gayness.
Lord knows I've tried, but I can't get the hair right, or the impecable fashion sense thing. Also I can't talk with a lisp very good.
And then there's the whole, "don't know if I'm getting played by a woman" thing
Wishing you were gay before getting laid by a woman Train?? That can't be good.
I was being facetious, cmon people
Doesn't matter...any real, straight guy would never make a comment like that.
Anyhoo....guess you're still having bad luck with the ladies?
I'll be honest, sometimes I wish you were a lesbian
Yes, but that's just cause I'm an idiot
What the ? Why?
You have to seriously just take midge's advice and force down her head while at the movies.
Any guy that wishes they were ever gay should lose their ing man license.
That's rape.
You're going about it the wrong way.
Technically, it's forced fellatio, but still unpleasant.
And, despite the advice of some on this thread, I'd reckon it's best to avoid forcing a girl to do something she doesn't want to when her teeth are so close to certain delicate areas.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down. That one is good.
Ashbeeigh actually brings the quality of this thread down. Congrats! I didn't think that was possible. You continue to impress.
alright so I have celebrated the 4th with a couple of beers, 1 dos equis and 2 bud lights. I am out of beer and am tempted to crack the red wine open. Should I do this? Think I will throw up?
No problem, and where's my ing note? I have my box all covered in glitter ready for it.
Probably but it's a holiday so go for it.
There's a good way to get some teeth marks.
I think Melmart and CuckingFunt wish the same thing.
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