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  1. #3376
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    A strawberry shortcake is when you get a blowjob from a chick and right before ejaculation, you punch her in the face and on her bloody nose.


    Sounds very similar to a white dragon; durin a blowjob you slam her head down when ejaculating and all the sprays out of her nose.
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  2. #3377
    I heart man pussy!
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    A strawberry shortcake is when you get a blowjob from a chick and right before ejaculation, you punch her in the face and on her bloody nose.

    sounds very arousing
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  3. #3378
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    We are here to make coffee metal. Make everything metal.
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  4. #3379
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Metalocalypse is the most metal cartoon ever.
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  5. #3380
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I have cleavage. It's sexy.
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  6. #3381
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Would you me?

    I'd me.

    I'd me hard.
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  7. #3382
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Where the is everyone? Where is Cherry? Is she dead? Yeah she's probably dead.
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  8. #3383
    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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    Top Cherry isn't dead. She's under my desk right now. Ohhh yeah.
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    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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  10. #3385
    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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    That's ed up. After I died my parents donated my body for research. What happened to the ing Kiss coffin I asked for?
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  11. #3386
    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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    I wanted to be buried in this not have my body ed with by a bunch of premed s.
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  12. #3387
    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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    Hey ladies, did you know Swedish singer-songwriter Jens Lekman wrote a 4 song EP about me? Eh? Eh?

    I'm looking pretty hot right now aren't I ladies?
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  13. #3388
    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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    My head isn't the only thing oversized.

    Keep that in mind ladies.
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    Believe. Blanche Devereaux's Avatar
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    Hey ladies, did you know Swedish singer-songwriter Jens Lekman wrote a 4 song EP about me?

    Well o there Honey. I wouldn't mind taking a look at your oversized parts.
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  15. #3390
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    Well o there Honey. I wouldn't mind taking a look at your oversized parts.
    You see kids, this is what happens when you don't do your math homework. You turn into a pinche puta like this. She has no ganas.
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  16. #3391
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    (random natural squid noises)
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  17. #3392
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    What the ?
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    Believe. Yahoo Serious's Avatar
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    I'm a terrible troll. I am extremely lame and irrelevant.
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  19. #3394
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Make everything metal!!!!!!
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  20. #3395
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm a terrible troll. I am extremely lame and irrelevant.
    You got that right.


    Young Einstein rulez.
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  21. #3396
    Believe.
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    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
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  22. #3397
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'm back ! And someone is going to get a real bad indian burn
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  23. #3398
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    When did this thread turn into the troll forum?
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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