I love getting 12 hours of sleep.
Jus got back from Bill Miller's for lunch.
Had the sausage.
I love getting 12 hours of sleep.
Guido is too ing fat to do anything.
What the have you dip s been feeding him?
Chonklas, I'll have to use that sometime.
My money is on chocolate cheesecake.
I think they feed him Midge's smegma.
It's cottage cheese for dogs.
I now have all the es in place for my red sauce. It is simmering for dinner tonight. MMMMM.
Question now is, what to eat for lunch in the meantime.
You and Guido are a lot alike, he had back surgery cause he is fat and now you are having back surgery cause you are fat. Lay off the chocolate cheesecake, tubby.
And, I also leg hump people when I'm happy to see them.
I ate tamales for lunch.
I gave one to Midge because he was looking at me like Oliver from Oliver Twist. He almost said, "Please, sir . . . may I have some more?"
I think Midge puts a brick of hog lard in with that cheesecake.
I haven't had tamales in awhile. And I don't have all day to make any right now. So, I guess they will have to wait.
Tamales are god's favorite food.
They just have to be.
I hate when people I don't want to talk to won't shut the up.
Sounds like you need to get fixed. Snip, Snip.
I'll shut up now.
no!!!
I need one of those foam stair thingies that Guido has so I can rub myself on it until I get satisfied.
Does anyone else in here lick their fingers and rub their nipples when they're masturbating?
Just curious.
That's all it takes? How sad.
I would prefer a foam in the shape of a woman, but stairs will do just fine.
That's all the action the dumb bas can get us!
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
