Free Quattro Razor (14)

[mrsmaalox]

I must have these shoes.
Someone buy them for me.

If I buy them for you, will you be my personal servant for 6 months?

[ATRAIN]

I must have these shoes.
Someone buy them for me.

Dude those are sweet, but they are missing the little wheels on the bottom. I always wondered how those things worked.

[florige]

You should get a pair A for real!!

[ATRAIN]

You should get a pair A for real!!

but how do they work?

[florige]

but how do they work?

There's a switch underneath that you can move to make the wheels come out.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know how kids can wear those roller shoes without killing themselves.

[florige]

I saw this one kid almost fall into the Inner Harbor water messing around with those things..

[CuckingFunt]

Those Nintendo shoes would be even better if Mario started bangin' dead Princess Peach with every step.

[florige]

[ATRAIN]

There's a switch underneath that you can move to make the wheels come out.

hahaha whatever, and I agree with CF how do we not hear about more accidents with those things. However those damn skates are contributing to obesity, ing lazy ass kids are wheeling around everywhere with little to no effort.

[CuckingFunt]

hahaha whatever, and I agree with CF how do we not hear about more accidents with those things. However those damn skates are contributing to obesity, ing lazy ass kids are wheeling around everywhere with little to no effort.

I've never once seen a fat kid wearing those.

The biggest thing contributing to obesity is parents not saying "no."

[florige]

I've never once seen a fat kid wearing those.

The biggest thing contributing to obesity is parents not saying "no."

Saying no to what, seconds?

[CuckingFunt]

Saying no to what, seconds?

Seconds. Fast food. Sitting around and playing video games all weekend. All that .

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't know Midge wanted "Healys", I've got about 100 pairs upstairs! I've never seen a kid fall down with them on, but I did see a kid roll into the river at the last Spurs river parade! My kids schools don't allow them.

[jman3000]

J M A N
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am

[jman3000]

i remember seeing some 30 year old with healey's on once. i just remember thinking "holy ... i hope he doesnt have kids".

[jman3000]

Those Nintendo shoes would be even better if Mario started bangin' dead Princess Peach with every step.

she's not dead. her eyes would be x's... she's just in extreme pleasure.

[CuckingFunt]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

[midgetonadonkey]

What the ? I don't want Heelys.

Actually I would want them but I would feel like a dumbass rolling around with them.

[florige]

Seconds. Fast food. Sitting around and playing video games all weekend. All that .

Sitting around not going outside not being active is the main thing. I ate crap loads of fast food growing up, but I went outside and burned all that stuff off wreaking havoc and what not.

[CuckingFunt]

she's not dead. her eyes would be x's... she's just in extreme pleasure.

is either dead, passed out, or a lousy lay.

[midgetonadonkey]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

If I was gay enough to wear a belt buckle, I would actually get that.

[midgetonadonkey]

A change of sig is in order.

[ATRAIN]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

I think Midge should be required to beat Super Mario part 1 in under 5 mins like those crazy Asians before he gets the shoes and or the buckle.

[jman3000]

If Midge gets the Mario shoes, he needs this belt buckle to go with them:

i thought that was a cookie.

i'd eat it if it was a cookie.

i'd say "that is one big obnoxious belt buckle" if it was a belt buckle.