Free Quattro Razor (3)

[ShoogarBear]

and I'd karate chop the shark like this !
then I'd crush his head like this !
then I'd finger his shark butt like this ! oh wait a second

Punch line too early.

You could have , or , or .

[ORION]

Punch line too early.

You could have , or , or .

no because with all the muff diving around here us guys hardly get noticed.

[ShoogarBear]

Mmm . . . shark muff.

[ShoogarBear]

Although I think I have seen one with teeth before.

[ORION]

I long for the days when I was only 30 back in Sicily.

is Sicily off of Wurzbach ?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Is Wurzback in Miami, ?

[ShoogarBear]

There is something very wrong about a dude who knows the full names of all the Golden Girls.

[Mixability]

There is something very wrong about a dude who knows the full names of all the Golden Girls.

I was just thinking that.

But then again wikipedia.org is just a click away.

[ORION]

Is Wurzback in Miami, ?

DOROTHY ! Your mom is in here !

[Blanche Devereaux]

Sophia, honey, you are just jealous that men don't pay attention to you the way they still pay attention to me.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Well you can't just have first names. If the Dorothy troll were just Dorothy, gayabc, Orion and all the other gay men here would think it was from the Wizard of Oz.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Sophia, honey, you are just jealous that men don't pay attention to you the way they still pay attention to me.

It's not that they are paying attention to you, it's that they are trying to read the sign you wear that says "Will Sex for Work"

[ShoogarBear]

[ShoogarBear]

I was just thinking that.

But then again wikipedia.org is just a click away.

Yeah, but he seems a little too familiar with the dialogue, too.

[Sophia Petrillo]

My daughter needs a good boning. I hear this midgetonadonkey will bone fat women, maybe he will bone a skinny ugly old lady. She is a good pussycat, my Dorothy. But she needs to get drilled. Maybe then I can avoid Shady Pines.

[Spurminator]

Yeah, but he seems a little too familiar with the dialogue, too.

How would YOU know??

[ORION]

Well you can't just have first names. If the Dorothy troll were just Dorothy, gayabc, Orion and all the other gay men here would think it was from the Wizard of Oz.

are you saying Dorothy is not from the wizard of oz or are you saying I'm gay as ?

[midgetonadonkey]

My daughter needs a good boning. I hear this midgetonadonkey will bone fat women, maybe he will bone a skinny ugly old lady. She is a good pussycat, my Dorothy. But she needs to get drilled. Maybe then I can avoid Shady Pines.

I couldn't see myself sleeping with Dorothy. I've heard that her is bigger than mine.

[ORION]

My daughter needs a good boning. I hear this midgetonadonkey will bone fat women, maybe he will bone a skinny ugly old lady. She is a good pussycat, my Dorothy. But she needs to get drilled. Maybe then I can avoid Shady Pines.

midge once fisted a 3 legged camel on her period so yes I can see that happening

[Sophia Petrillo]

are you saying Dorothy is not from the wizard of oz or are you saying I'm gay as ?

You aren't too bright, are you? Back in Sicily, you would be the village idiot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit

[ORION]

You aren't too bright, are you? Back in Sicily, you would be the village idiot.

but at least I wouldn't have to work

[ShoogarBear]

How would YOU know??

[Sophia Petrillo]

How would YOU know??

ShoogarBear knows because he is older than dirt. I heard he graduated college the day I was born. And to think, he still practices medicine.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, man, here's a choice for you:

Bea Arthur or Céline Dion in the sack?