Free Quattro Razor (4)

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it says that in the bible.

[Kori Ellis]

I think it says that in the bible.

Yeah I read it in Midget VI, Donky IX.

[ORION]

I think it says that in the bible.

I think you read it in Vogue

[midgetonadonkey]

I should rewrite the bible. I think the controversy created would get at least a few thousand copies sold.

[midgetonadonkey]

Steve Urkel just asked Ashley Banks to . Not in those words but a little smoover.

[midgetonadonkey]

He asked if he can crack her hymen with his wang.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn that's smoove.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could spit lines like that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to watch Fresh Prince more often.

[sa_butta]

Midge what is with the sudden interest in the 90's, do you really miss it that bad?

[sa_butta]

Kid n Play, Fresh Prince, Urkel, what gives?

[midgetonadonkey]

Well Urkel was guest starring on Fresh Prince. I've always had a strange obsession with Kid N Play.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I need to quit smoking. My lungs hurt like sometimes.

[sa_butta]

I think I need to quit smoking. My lungs hurt like sometimes.

why would you want to quit? you are so close to one of these.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_9odHL0MhaM

[midgetonadonkey]

My great grandma spoke with one of those. She sounded funny.

[sa_butta]

check out this before and after. LOL.
http://www.worldsfastestclown.com/cigad2b.html

[midgetonadonkey]

I burned my finger the other night trying to flip a tortilla. The blister just now popped.

[midgetonadonkey]

Good thing I have Spider Man Band Aids to protect me from infection.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is there something wrong with a 28 year old dude wearing a Spider Man Band Aid?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk

[ashbeeigh]

Where has everyone gone off to?

[Melmart1]

they are hiding from you.

[ashbeeigh]

they are hiding from you.

I haven't done anything in a while.

[angel_luv]

Man I hate hair products..

I went to restock on mine day and Panteen has totally revamped thier line ( again) and either discountinued or seriously disquised my favorite product.
I am really afraid it is the former.

I searched for thirty minutes- still sick mind you- and found squat.

You are probably thinking, " Sounds like a personal problem, why should we care."
Well we'll see if you are singing the same tune when you can't see the t.v. through my fro at GTG'S- the fro I have because I can't find my hair taming products.

Fear the fro, baby!

[ShoogarBear]

I'd like to see you with a fro.

You and timvp can have a compe ion.