Ma, that's a terrible thing to say.
That's a terrible picture of my pussycat. No wonder Stan left her.
Ma, that's a terrible thing to say.
as for Celine, can a muzzle be present?
There you are, pussycat. What happened to your name? You should have just left it as Petrillo, who wouldn't want a fine Sicilian name like that?
I wanted to pay tribute to Stan. No matter what bad things happened between us, I will still always use his last name. And yes, Ma, I'm ashamed of my Sicilian roots.
You should be ashamed of your hair roots, in fact you should just be ashamed of your hair, period. It makes you look like the lesbians that live in the condo two doors down. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Honey, you don't need to pay tribute to that man. He wasn't right for you. Why don't you let me set you up with a young, Cuban pool boy I met by the name of Felipe. He wears a size 13 sneaker, if you know what I mean.
Well maybe I am a lesbian Ma. What would you say to that?
That must not have felt good going in your ass. I thought I heard a scream last night.
An ugly, old that can't get laid? No wonder you put me in Shady Pines. I get more pussy than you.
Honey, anal sex has never made me scream. I've been doing it since my teenage years. The scream you heard was from Rose when she accidently got sprayed by Felipe's man juice.
That hussy Blanche is back. Now all we need is Rose and we will be Golden.
That's funny, I took you for a swallower.
Are you reading this ? Nobody could just be making this up.
I'm proud that I didn't know Dorothy was Sophia's daughter.
midgetonadonkey does have an unhealthy obsession with the Golden Girls. He even knows Blanche's middle name, Elizabeth. Blanch Elizabeth Devereaux... her initials spell BED. She was destined to be a .
Honey, I told him to go ass to mouth but he fired to quickly. Poor Rose took a load in her hair. If you ask me, that Rose needed to take a load. It's been years for her.
I wouldn't call it unhealthy. I only have the first season on DVD. It's not like I have the whole series in my DVD library.
What was Rose doing in your room while you were putting it in the butt? Being alone wasn't kinky enough? Is there nothing you will stop at, you hussy?
I should put you there again for all the trouble you cause me.
I may be old with coke bottle glasses, but I am sure I saw all 7 seasons holding a place of honor on your bookshelf, along with a lock of my pussycat's dyky hair.
Is dyky a word?
Honey, you know I love an audience.
Honestly, if could afford them I would have all 7 seasons.
Then I'll just have to burn it down again. But first, I will let Blanche have her pick of the orderlies. Last time I was in there, she had gone down on half the staff before craft hour.
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