We have filtered water, I don't know what kind. It is one of those big jugs, my step-dad has one of those things.
I bet 3k on them.
We have filtered water, I don't know what kind. It is one of those big jugs, my step-dad has one of those things.
ozarka tastes like
damn straight!!
I love evian.
I can't stand aquafina. thats the true nasty water IMO.
I bet 300 on the red sox.
I'm stingy with my $$.... sad. it's fake $$.
I bet $500 on the Twins accidently
I bet a lot the Cardinals & Red Soxs. Carpenter & Clement better not let me down or i'm going to be pissed off!
i bet it all on the Red Sox they better ing win tonight or i will have to sacrifice a virgin
I woulda kept at least $100.
thats $25 you get is hard to build on.
That is what I do, the lowest I was down to was $100.
I like Dasani and Deja Blue water.
...2Blonde
Dasani taste good too.
I just can't stand tap water.
Water snob?Dasani taste good too.
I just can't stand tap water.
I drink Carrizo brand water. It only costs what electricity it takes to pull it out of the ground.
Dasani taste good too.
that's my in favorite too, i'm tellin ya. nothing follows a few lines of blow like a cool refreshing glass of dasani. hey, there is no in coke sniffing icon....
Right on.that's my in favorite too, i'm tellin ya. nothing follows a few lines of blow like a cool refreshing glass of dasani. hey, there is no in coke sniffing icon....
If you can get to it . . .Dasani taste good too.
If you can get to it . . .
that pic is a classic!
I'm gonna use it for my signature every time we play the suns this year.
Speaking of Dasani, has anyone tried their new flavored water?
I have and it;s sick.
when i want water i want water. when i want juice I'll by juice.
dasani flavored water is like way watered down juice with artificial sweetner and all the post sippage nastyness of artificial sweetner. :vomit
THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL WOMAN
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL MAN
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Macallan 30 year old
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).
6:45 , Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; John Kerry caught in bed with male campaign worker...
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, 30 year old Macallan, big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of s
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
That IS my ideal day!! Minus the working out 2 times a day part....
THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL MAN
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Macallan 30 year old
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).
6:45 , Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; John Kerry caught in bed with male campaign worker...
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, 30 year old Macallan, big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of s
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
You know, if you had a German Shepherd, he would be faithful enough to let it diffuse while he sat there in olfactory agony...
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