Oh !!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Are you addicted to the child birth? cause my ex hated it.
Or are you addicted to the sex.

Oh I definatly love the sex when your trying to get pregnant.And I love the sex you have when your pregnant and horny.

but i do really like givign birth. it's ign awsome.
I had the epidural so I didn't feel any pain.. jsu tthis wonderful accomplishment. Like "look what I did!". damn.
it does knock you out for a day or two. but it;s not that bad.
of course I didn't have any tearing or episiotomies .. i specified no interventions except for the pain meds.

actually I'd like to skip the whole pregnancy and go straight to the delivery.

[ORION]

Uh, my monitor doesn't have a magnifying lense. So that doesn't matter.

if you did you would run down the street screaming " Its coming out of the monitor to get me !!!"

[ashbeeigh]

if you did you would run down the street screaming " Its coming out of the monitor to get me !!!"

Could we burn it like an ant?

[ORION]

Could we burn it like an ant?

sorry but its impervious to heat and friction

[katyon6th]

Naturally, the singular form is Chinaman.

I should have known this with such astute grammar.

I apologize. Forgive me.

[ORION]

I want to eat crickets

[katyon6th]

Just to shut them up?

[MannyIsGod]

Tonight, I will have a meatball sub.

[ORION]

Just to shut them up?

no because they look delicious. There are some bugs that look like they taste good

[Melmart1]

I have seen chocolate-covered ants and crickets being sold. Don't think I would eat one, though.

[ORION]

I have seen chocolate-covered ants and crickets being sold. Don't think I would eat one, though.

you sissy pants ! I don't need any chocolate coating. just some hot sauce

[ashbeeigh]

I have seen chocolate-covered ants and crickets being sold. Don't think I would eat one, though.

They're a great source of protein.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I wash your feet Ashbeeigh?

[midgetonadonkey]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my at ude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a head to everyone around me?

[ashbeeigh]

Can I wash your feet Ashbeeigh?

Would this be purely sexual in nature?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't see how me washing your feet could be sexual. I was planning on using a sandblaster to get all that off of them for you.

[ORION]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my at ude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a head to everyone around me?

whoa ! they have gone too far. That goes against company ethics ! I suggest getting a lawyer

[ashbeeigh]

But they are already clean. I thought you had a foot fetish?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't call it a fetish. I just appreciate nice looking feet.

[ORION]

I wouldn't call it a fetish. I just appreciate nice looking feet.

I love feet ! especially with ketchup

[ashbeeigh]

I wouldn't call it a fetish. I just appreciate nice looking feet.

Ahh, well. Then they're already nice looking.

[Vashner]

ewww.. Ingrown toe nails...

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you wash your feet with your own piss?

[Melmart1]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my at ude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a head to everyone around me?

You need to just get that job I posted about in here and move to Denver and freeze your cajones off.

[sa_butta]

My boss sat me down and had a talk with me before I left work. She said I need to adjust my at ude and that recently I've been ruder than usual.

First they take away the internet, then they said I can't wear a cap and now I can't be a head to everyone around me?

Where do you work? sounds like it really sucks there.