Free Quattro Razor (3)

[Sophia Petrillo]

Honestly, if could afford them I would have all 7 seasons.

I hear you have a hot girlfriend with two jobs. Make moneybags buy them for you. You could put on that episode where I tell the story of how Pesto sauce came to be in Sicily to get her in the mood.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

Honey, I told him to go ass to mouth but he fired to quickly. Poor Rose took a load in her hair. If you ask me, that Rose needed to take a load. It's been years for her.

Poor Rose. She misses Charlie so much.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Just make sure you don't put on any episode with Dorothy in it. I love my pussycat but she doesn't exactly make the loins burn.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Poor Rose. She misses Charlie so much.

Rose needs to get to know Bob.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I need some .

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

Ma, you are just being cruel now. You need to go take your pills and then take a nap.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

I need some .

When don't you?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Now all we need is my other daughter Gloria. Too bad she was never on the show, but she is even uglier than my pussycat. I didn't marry into a great gene pool. Woof!

[Sophia Petrillo]

Ma, you are just being cruel now. You need to go take your pills and then take a nap.

At least I would be having a good time in bed. When was the last time you did that?

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

Now all we need is my other daughter Gloria. Too bad she was never on the show, but she is even uglier than my pussycat. I didn't marry into a great gene pool. Woof!

My daddy Salvatore was a great looking man. We get all of our ugly from you, Ma.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

At least I would be having a good time in bed. When was the last time you did that?

I don't need a man to have a good time in bed. Everynight I curl up to a good book and that's all I need. I'm not like Blanche that needs to sleep with every man in town to feel good about myself.

[Sophia Petrillo]

My daddy Salvatore was a great looking man. We get all of our ugly from you, Ma.

Your knowledge of all things Golden Girls is frightening. You need a hobby. Maybe you can take Rose's place as Blanche's audience. I hear she needs a camerawoman.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I don't need a man to have a good time in bed. Everynight I curl up to a good book and that's all I need. I'm not like Blanche that needs to sleep with every man in town to feel good about myself.

Honey, you are just jealous.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I don't need a man to have a good time in bed. Everynight I curl up to a good book and that's all I need. I'm not like Blanche that needs to sleep with every man in town to feel good about myself.

The mantra of every ugly girl. You keep telling yourself that, pussycat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm going to buy a lotto ticket for tonight.

[Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo]

I'm going to go eat some cheesecake.

[Blanche Devereaux]

I'm going to go eat some cheesecake.

Maybe if you stayed off of the cheesecake you would be able to find a man.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Maybe if you stayed off of the cheesecake you would be able to find a man.

Too much banging on the headbord make you unable to read? She said she was a .

[Sophia Petrillo]

It's Bingo time at the senior center. I gotta go.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm getting the flu.

[Mixability]

Thank God THAT'S over.

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoyed it. I felt like I just watched an episode of what is possibly one of the greatest sitcoms in television history.

[ORION]

I think I'm getting the flu.

take some tamiflu

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to find a penicillin dealer. How much does that stuff run on the streets?

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the is Melmart? I have a lesbian question to ask her.