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    I slept with the Donny barbie doll. I think he had a red letterman jacket. He was much more attractive than Ken.
    Donny couldn't be a damn barbie doll. What the ?
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    Can y'all talk about something else? This is all very (not)exciting.
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    Grill this .
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    ROFL

    truth is your twin????? r u ting me
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    Katy and Matthew were really the same egg at one point, and therefor the same person.

    So Matthew has been bukkaked by ATL.
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    Damnit, CBF, I told you. Truth and I are ing twins. Ugh!
    I didn't realize Ginofan was a twin.
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    So who did you shower with?
    rubber ducky.
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    Hahahahaha

    katy called Manny a when she hit the ball towards third base and he was spaced out.
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    LOL they were the same sperm and egg

    but fate decided they shall become different en ies

    yet they were once the same en y
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    Dumbasses.
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    Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you
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    Katy and Matthew were really the same egg at one point, and therefor the same person.

    So Matthew has been bukkaked by ATL.
    what a visual.

    I wonder if matty would lick it up like cake?
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    Katy and Matthew were really the same egg at one point, and therefor the same person.
    Do you need a biology lesson? Faternal twins. Two different eggs, two different sperm, same night.

    And Katy, they were collectable dolls.
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    Hahahahaha

    katy called Manny a when she hit the ball towards third base and he was spaced out.
    Oh, that was fantastic.
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    Are you fraternal/identical twins (one egg/two sperm) or maternal (two eggs/two sperm)?

    EDIT: duh, xx and xy, guess it has to be maternal
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    That wasn't really third base, but the planets must have aligned in order to allow Katy to hit the ball that far to the left.
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    LOL they were the same sperm and egg

    but fate decided they shall become different en ies

    yet they were once the same en y

    waaaaaiiit a minute??
    then how come one is female nad one is male?
    wouldn;t that be 2 seperate eggs fertilized by 2 seperate sperms at the same time?
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    tim duncan just showed emotion i said
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    waaaaaiiit a minute??
    then how come one is female nad one is male?
    wouldn;t that be 2 seperate eggs fertilized by 2 seperate sperms at the same time?

    oh yeah i was talking about identical twins


    i guess that one sperm fertilized two eggs at the same time

    resulting in one katy and one big daddy matty
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    Ashbeigh, are you ing stupid? My joke wouldn't have worked with correct logic behind it, but it was a damn joke.

    Wait, why am I asking you if you're ing stupid, we all know you are. Just STFU.
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    Such debate over something so ridiculous.

    Matthew and I aren't even related.
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    Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you
    Rubber Duckie You're The One
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    rofl i bet manny is a horrible fielder

    jekka probably has better catching skillz
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    I collect rubber duckies. They clash with my sushi shower curtain.

    And before Shoogar chimes in- yes, the lesbian's bathroom motif is sushi.
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    Ashbeigh, are you ing stupid? My joke wouldn't have worked with correct logic behind it, but it was a damn joke.

    Wait, why am I asking you if you're ing stupid, we all know you are. Just STFU.

    I got the whole ing thing. Get off it.
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    to manny's credit, i always found it more difficult to catch a softball too


    baseballs were much easier

    softballs would tend to pop right outta my glove
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    I am a golden glove candidate. I will catch any beer you throw at me at any velocity possible.

    However, softballs don't gather my attention as quickly, and therefor a few get past me. By a few I mean most. By most I mean all.
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    Damn, I thought that was a link to the song.
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    I collect rubber duckies. They clash with my sushi shower curtain.

    And before Shoogar chimes in- yes, the lesbian's bathroom motif is sushi.

    I ate a california roll for lunch

    sushi owns you
    even manny likes sushi
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    oh yeah i was talking about identical twins


    i guess that one sperm fertilized two eggs at the same time

    resulting in one katy and one big daddy matty

    the magic sperm.
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    when i get a girl preggo i hope she has sextuplets



    then we can go on talk shows and get free diapers


    they'll all be from the same sperm
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    rofl i bet manny is a horrible fielder
    Has there ever been a Manny who wasn't all hit-no field?
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    I got the whole ing thing. Get off it.
    , was I even on it until you chimed in with your bio lesson? I bet you were one ass little kid who always annoyed everyone and then cried to mommy.

    Man, Ashbeigh is the anti christ.
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    Sushi owns all. I would eat sushi every day for the rest of my life if I could. I should become a sushi maker person.
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    Man, I'm so excited for the Krakatoa show tonight. Right now Yellowstone is blowing up. The north is all kinds of ed. The south is fine though. Take that es.
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    Bar-b-que time es.
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    Sushi owns all. I would eat sushi every day for the rest of my life if I could. I should become a sushi maker person.
    you should become a hibachi chef dude

    they get to steal a portion of every waitresses' personal tips, and girls ing dig hibachi chefs
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    I want some sushi now, too. Damn I am hungry.
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    Manny why can you give me all the you want and the second I even give you any at ude you get your thong in a bunch? You know I honeslty wouldn't care if you knew the difference between identical or faternal twins. And the fact of the matter is, not everyone here did remember.
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    That sounds like something I'd say. I love it.
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