"Lot of fat women in San Antonio", "The River Walk is like a dirty creek" - Barkley

[Suspect]

driving in snow isnt bad, not everyone are bad drivers like SA locals. Id kill myself before even thinking about drving in snow in san antonio

[jeebus]

driving in snow isnt bad, not everyone are bad drivers like SA locals. Id kill myself before even thinking about drving in snow in san antonio

true that. the drivers here are so ing awful at literally everything. it starts to sprinkle? every drives about 20 mph under the speed limit with wipers on the highest speed. it's cold out? better slow down, just in case there's ice. a light dusting of snow on the ground? brace yourselves for about a million car wrecks.

[Killakobe81]

Question: How many Laker fans on this site actually live in L.A.? I'm seriously curious and I hope you would be honest about it.

a few other things to mention... Barkely is probably hanging out around the river walk... There are always fat es there. you hit up the right spots, and you can find some hotties.

second, since there are so many fat es around, its easy to get a quick when you want to bust a load, no fishing or game required. , one of the easiest things to do in S.A. is get laid... start talking to the hot chick in a group of fatties, one of them will surely get all arguementive, that's when you strike and talk to that instead and your sure to get some... String that along and either the hot friend will bite or you got yourself a sure for the night. Yeah, there are some nasty fatties in S.A. but most are not as obese as Barkley would like to make you think.

If I ha to give odds for hotties vs fatties in S.A. it would probably be 2/6... meaning, chances are, if you see a group of 6 chicks, at LEAST 2 of them will be hot. You buy the group a few rounds, your pretty much guaranteed to hit something.

Grew up there ... elementary, HS and college years ...
Lived in SA for 3 and now Im in DFW ...

SA is cool family antmosphere city but is not anything like L.A., NY, Chitown Seattle or plenty of places I lived or frequent on business ...

[Killakobe81]

I live in LA county but was raised in South Central Los Angeles and I still visit the city of Los Angeles often, just about every weekend.

I have a friend that moved to San Antonio a few years ago. I have never been to San Antonio but of course I jump on anything bad about that city that I hear about. My friend said that it is true about a lot of Fat women in San Antonio but he said that it is getting better. He said when he first got there it was nothing but really big women but he's now found areas where you can find decent, not overweight women.

There is some nice chicks in SA, but 75% are from FL, CA, or LA tbh ...

[mindcrime]

I lived in Portland, OR for a little over a year... city is great, tbh... the only drawback weather-wise is that it could rain for ing weeks.

I was in Beaverton, OR for a couple of weeks for work about 10 years ago. Lot's of greenery, seemed like a nice place. At least the area I stayed at.

[Trill Clinton]

smh@ all the san antonio slander. it's a pretty chill city if you ask me. nothing like LA or Miami but its cool. what are ya'll expecting out of san antonio? and yes there are a lot of fat bishes, fat people in general here, last i checked most americans are obese. there are plenty of sexy ass latinas and women of other races here. how old are ya'll? i know the 25-30 crowd has plenty of fine women available, don't be shy, they don't bite. i went to a few utsa parties and saw a lot of sexy chicks, a few mud ducks sprinkled in but thats normal. come to the stone oak area on a friday night and i guarantee you will see way more sexy bishes than fat ones. maybe ya'll are older and are seeing the old women who let themselves go.

i never been to sea world so i can't speak on that, fiesta texas has plenty of sexy women walking around in the 18-30 age bracket. but shame of you if you don't take the 30 min drive to schlitterbahn. schlitterbahn>>>>>>>>>any water/themepark below the mason dixon line.

[baseline bum]

lol

driving in snow isn't hard; pretty simple to do tbh. I dunno where you got the mountains though; even if you were driving up and down them on a daily basis, that isn't hard either if you know what you're doing.

Snow isn't a problem. Now if you're driving before 8AM when there's black ice on the road that hasn't melted, that's a whole different story.

[I. Hustle]

lol

driving in snow isn't hard; pretty simple to do tbh. I dunno where you got the mountains though; even if you were driving up and down them on a daily basis, that isn't hard either if you know what you're doing.

Ok, so driving in Colorado. I drove up mountains to get to the resorts. I know not everywhere is like that. I spent time in Indianapolis and Oregon and snow just plain sucks. I take the kids every now and then so they can see the real deal but I would never live in that .

Why the would I want to be cold and miserable?

[LakeShow]

There is some nice chicks in SA, but 75% are from FL, CA, or LA tbh ...

I believe it. That's what he says too, about nice chicks moving there from Cali.

Really obesity is a problem of the nation. Although California is still tops on beautiful women, we have our share of big women too. Moreso than I recall in all my years of living here. I saw a lady the other day that looked like the Michelin Man. I have never seen so many rolls on a women. It was disgusting. The kids now a days are way bigger than they were when I was coming up also.

[Slim Charles]

LOL at Cali hoes being hot. Those es are just as fat. The ones that move to Texas are too poor to stay in Cali. The hot ones stay there. Just like in Miami. San Antonio's slogan should be "Send your fat es here, we'll 'em for y'all."

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can't complain too much about ma' city...too many refs for my taste, but at least they're not mexicans

[LakeShow]

LOL at Cali hoes being hot. Those es are just as fat. The ones that move to Texas are too poor to stay in Cali. The hot ones stay there. Just like in Miami. San Antonio's slogan should be "Send your fat es here, we'll 'em for y'all."

It's nothing like LA in the summertime, believe me. You'll see several hot ones on every corner with little clothing to beat the heat. LA in the summertime is the place to be if you want to see beautiful, fit women.

[Slim Charles]

Lol..Ok, so Cali does have hot ones?

It's nothing like LA in the summertime, believe me. You'll see several hot ones on every corner with little clothing to beat the heat. LA in the summertime is the place to be if you want to see beautiful, fit women.

I was talking about the ones living in SA but yeah Cali got some fat ass ugly hoes too. In south Cali, es speaking mexican and popping out illegals as soon as they start bleeding. Might as well call it San Antonio.
You have to go to Northern Cali to see anything worth a damn.

[LakeShow]

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;6500979]I was talking about the ones living in SA but yeah Cali got some fat ass ugly hoes too. In south Cali, es speaking mexican and popping out illegals as soon as they start bleeding. Might as well call it San Antonio.
You have to go to Northern Cali to see anything worth a damn.[/QUOTe

Sorry about that, I edited my post when I realized what you meant.

[jeebus]

Snow isn't a problem. Now if you're driving before 8AM when there's black ice on the road that hasn't melted, that's a whole different story.

when I lived up north and worked nights, I'd have to drive on a sheet of ice every night during the few weeks it got bitter cold. pretty freaky the first few times but I just took it slow and had no problems. can't say the same for walking on it

Ok, so driving in Colorado. I drove up mountains to get to the resorts. I know not everywhere is like that. I spent time in Indianapolis and Oregon and snow just plain sucks. I take the kids every now and then so they can see the real deal but I would never live in that .

Why the would I want to be cold and miserable?

I'd rather wear a jacket outside for a couple months than be out in ridiculous heat for 9-10 months and not be able to do a thing about it except sweat.

[lebomb]

I love Charles but his whole thought on the subject is wrong..........the only reason to worry about fat women is if that's all you can get. Im not looking at the fat ones to begin with. Im after the minority of fine hoes.

[Slim Charles]

THis is the only way SA will get any play on TNT anyway. So what if they beat the Kobeless, hobbled Nash, crybaby Dwight Lakers? They're losing to whoever they play round two. If by chance they make it to the WCF the OKC Durants are going to do them the way they did the Rockets.

[Thread]

THis is the only way SA will get any play on TNT anyway. So what if they beat the Kobeless, hobbled Nash, crybaby Dwight Lakers? They're losing to whoever they play round two. If by chance they make it to the WCF the OKC Durants are going to do them the way they did the Rockets.

I'm certainly counting on such a scenario.

[Killakobe81]

I was talking about the ones living in SA but yeah Cali got some fat ass ugly hoes too. In south Cali, es speaking mexican and popping out illegals as soon as they start bleeding. Might as well call it San Antonio.
You have to go to Northern Cali to see anything worth a damn.

Not saying there are not fat women but you must be looking in the wrong places.
Pick any REAL SOCAL campus campus (no offense to CC's) CSUN, UCLA, USC, Loyola USd, Long Beach and you will fine goregous women especially U$C, Pepperdine and UCLA and half of those actually can hold a decent conversation. Tbh size wise a lot of those are too skinny for my taste (The Minka Kelly or Eva Longorias) but you can find the Salma Hayek (prime), and Scarlet Johanson types as well ...really cali women are the cream of the cropfor the US (not the bottom feeders) can compete with women anywhere in the world including Brazil, Spain Italy etc.

[FkLA]

at the elitist gots that about SA but their sorry asses cant get out of a city that supposedly sucks.

If youre stuck living in a ty city with too many Mexicans what does that say about you? Personally i dont mind it, its home to me and always will be even if I start living somewhere else once I graduate. There is fat women and the riverwalk is overrated, it also isnt a typical big city since theres alot less stuff to do. But at the same time theres alot worse places to live in, its not Baton Rouge or OKC atleast tbh.

[LakeShow]

Not saying there are not fat women but you must be looking in the wrong places.
Pick any REAL SOCAL campus campus (no offense to CC's) CSUN, UCLA, USC, Loyola USd, Long Beach and you will fine goregous women especially U$C, Pepperdine and UCLA and half of those actually can hold a decent conversation. Tbh size wise a lot of those are too skinny for my taste (The Minka Kelly or Eva Longorias) but you can find the Salma Hayek (prime), and Scarlet Johanson types as well ...really cali women are the cream of the cropfor the US (not the bottom feeders) can compete with women anywhere in the world including Brazil, Spain Italy etc.

Good post and I agree. People have to also realize that Hollywood is in Southern Cali. Any woman that looks like anything comes to Hollywood, California in hopes of being discovered. Only a few make it so the rest are roaming the streets of LA. :-)

[baseline bum]

when I lived up north and worked nights, I'd have to drive on a sheet of ice every night during the few weeks it got bitter cold. pretty freaky the first few times but I just took it slow and had no problems. can't say the same for walking on it

LOL, years ago I was camping in Yosemite in early July in the high country and we had a full moon so I went and walked a bit from camp. Thought, cool, snow, haven't seen this in years; I'm going to go check it out! when I saw a big shining patch of white on the ground. First step and I was on my ass.

Guess I should have known snow still present in the summer freezes over every night then melts every day, creating a nice thick rock-hard layer of suncupped ice that's about the most unpleasant surface in the world to walk on. At least it was on flat ground or I would have really been ed.

[baseline bum]

Not saying there are not fat women but you must be looking in the wrong places.
Pick any REAL SOCAL campus campus (no offense to CC's) CSUN, UCLA, USC, Loyola USd, Long Beach and you will fine goregous women especially U$C, Pepperdine and UCLA and half of those actually can hold a decent conversation. Tbh size wise a lot of those are too skinny for my taste (The Minka Kelly or Eva Longorias) but you can find the Salma Hayek (prime), and Scarlet Johanson types as well ...really cali women are the cream of the cropfor the US (not the bottom feeders) can compete with women anywhere in the world including Brazil, Spain Italy etc.

North Campus es are amazing, but head South and only the Indians and the Persian es are hot.

[Killakobe81]

North Campus es are amazing, but head South and only the Indians and the Persian es are hot.

LOL I forgot the north Campus vs. South campus stereo-types ... I miss college
I stayed at Sproul HAll and Sunset my 2 years on campus good times tbh ...

[Slim Charles]

Are you fools really using college campuses to rep your city? You do know that es come from all over the country/world to go to those schools right? I mean even ty UTSA can boast some hot es but they aren't from SA.