Rockets @ Lakers sponsored by Culburn's mean backhand

[Woo Bum-kon]

Dale did not react well to this game, he kicked over the TV and threw his old Steve Nash bobble head out the window. Being a good wife, I offered to give him a patty melt and hand release to calm him down. Sadly, he just looked at me and muttered "uh, uh".

I tried to calm him down by mentioning that the refs ejecting Bynum was the sole reason and he threw over the coffee table with a menacing look on his face. I ran up stairs and hid in the closet, hoping he would not find me.

Unfortunately, he went upstairs looking for me. It was all quiet for a minute and I was calming down. Just then...the closet door burst open and Dale was there with my large black dildo in his hand. He came towards me raising the dildo over his shoulders and yelled "imvictoriosnao".

I am currently on my way to the hospital, i can feel the dildo somewhere in my intestines.

lol

[Venti Quattro]

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

At least one week of not having to see this

[Giuseppe]

At least one week of not having to see this

You can spend the time ing your mother some more.

[JRHernandez88]

Time to go back upstairs you gots ain't even any fun.

[Giuseppe]

Time to go back upstairs you gots ain't even any fun.

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

[Giuseppe]

lol

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[Banzai]

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

Smear says hi.

[Giuseppe]

Smear says hi.

tee, hee.

[Slo spurs fan]

At least one week of not having to see this

[Venti Quattro]

On the other hand, McHale is still haunting the Lakers like it's 1984.

[manufan10]

at least one week of not having to see this

yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Giuseppe]

yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

[djohn2oo8]

Chandler Parsons = excellent 2nd round pick.

[manufan10]

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

[Venti Quattro]

I ing hate the Rockets tbh. I hate Kevin McHale the most, and then Chandler Parsons comes a close second.

[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

[DMC]

Non CON-TEN-DERS ...

DPG & Harlem wrong about dem Lakers ...

And me. I still say they will be a force to be reckoned with.

[midnightpulp]

And me. I still say they will be a force to be reckoned with.

Yep. Those bas s always scare me. Just having Bynum and Gasol makes them a default contender. Add into that a top 10 perimeter player and a capable PG, and you have a dangerous team that can make a run.

[Venti Quattro]

I took a second look at the box score of the LA vs Rockets game...and DAMN I made an astonishing realization. LA wasn't really beat by point guard defense or the lack thereof. The Rockets shot 10-17 from three! That's how they overcame LA's freethrow advantage.

[Jodelo]

Dale did not react well to this game, he kicked over the TV and threw his old Steve Nash bobble head out the window. Being a good wife, I offered to give him a patty melt and hand release to calm him down. Sadly, he just looked at me and muttered "uh, uh".

I tried to calm him down by mentioning that the refs ejecting Bynum was the sole reason and he threw over the coffee table with a menacing look on his face. I ran up stairs and hid in the closet, hoping he would not find me.

Unfortunately, he went upstairs looking for me. It was all quiet for a minute and I was calming down. Just then...the closet door burst open and Dale was there with my large black dildo in his hand. He came towards me raising the dildo over his shoulders and yelled "imvictoriosnao".

I am currently on my way to the hospital, i can feel the dildo somewhere in my intestines.

One of the best trolls ever.

[Giuseppe]

One of the best trolls ever.

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy