Spursforsix - Jokemaster Joke of the Day

[spurraider21]

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reminds me of a classic about when you're supposed to feel nervous around your proctologist: when he's giving you an exam but his hands are on your shoulders

[SpursforSix]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 17, 2019

What's Avante's favorite song to play on the guitar?

Stairway to Heaven. He loves fingering A minor.


That was a derivative from one online. Originally I had expanded it to the one below but wasn't sure which was better.
So today you get a 2 for 1.

Avante walked in to Guitar Center to take his first guitar lesson. Mike, the instructor shows him back to the studio.
Avante, looking surprised, asks, "Here?".
Mike replies, "yeah...here".
"Wow", says Avante.
Halfway through the lesson, Mike notices that Avante has become distracted.
Mike asks, "Everything OK?"
Avante responds, "Uh...when do we practice fingering minors?".

[Chucho]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 17, 2019

What's Avante's favorite song to play on the guitar?

Stairway to Heaven. He loves fingering A minor.


That was a derivative from one online. Originally I had expanded it to the one below but wasn't sure which was better.
So today you get a 2 for 1.

Avante walked in to Guitar Center to take his first guitar lesson. Mike, the instructor shows him back to the studio.
Avante, looking surprised, asks, "Here?".
Mike replies, "yeah...here".
"Wow", says Avante.
Halfway through the lesson, Mike notices that Avante has become distracted.
Mike asks, "Everything OK?"
Avante responds, "Uh...when do we practice fingering minors?".

Meh...not your best work. About 6/10.

Now, you could have thrown in more guitar innuendo.

The killer punchline would be...after Mike asks if everything is ok...

Avante responds..."Well, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but wouldn't it be easier to learn chords first as it's easier to finger minors when they're tied down"...or something like that.

Just some constructive criticism.

[SpursforSix]

Meh...not your best work. About 6/10.

Now, you could have thrown in more guitar innuendo.

The killer punchline would be...after Mike asks if everything is ok...

Avante responds..."Well, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but wouldn't it be easier to learn chords first as it's easier to finger minors when they're tied down"...or something like that.

Just some constructive criticism.

LOL. Yeah...that's pretty good. Anyway, I felt the longer version was too clunky. But I can see a better punchline.

Also, I could have gone with:

Why did Avante take guitar lessons?

He heard they'd teach him how to properly finger minors.

IDK.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 18, 2019

School is out and Avante is walking back to his van holding hands with a young boy. A teacher approaches him and says, "Awww...and this must be Mason".
Avante replies, "No, Mason is sick today".

[spurraider21]

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 18, 2019

School is out and Avante is walking back to his van holding hands with a young boy. A teacher approaches him and says, "Awww...and this must be Mason".
Avante replies, "No, Mason is sick today".

nice job incorporating Mason into the joke

[SpursforSix]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 19, 2019

Avante is walking on the beach on a deserted island when he comes across a piece of shiny metal sticking out of the sand. He reaches down and discovers it's a magic lamp.
He begins to rub the lamp and after a moment, it begins to shake. A huge plume of blue smoke begins to stream out of the spout. The smoke begins to condense and take shape.
Within seconds, a huge genie appears. The genie looks down at a broadly smiling Avante and says, "oh ".

[leemajors]

[spurraider21]

[Chucho]

[140]

one of the best tbh

[SpursforSix]

one of the best tbh

Thanks. It's an original. I've had it for a while buy wasn't very confident in it.
It actually reads better than it sounds in my head.

[Darth_Pelican]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 19, 2019

Avante is walking on the beach on a deserted island when he comes across a piece of shiny metal sticking out of the sand. He reaches down and discovers it's a magic lamp.
He begins to rub the lamp and after a moment, it begins to shake. A huge plume of blue smoke begins to stream out of the spout. The smoke begins to condense and take shape.
Within seconds, a huge genie appears. The genie looks down at a broadly smiling Avante and says, "oh ".

[Avant]

The impact Avante makes here is amazing. It really is hard to believe we have this many simple little s are wrapped up in any poster. I think the thing is everybody knows they can't really hang with Avante when it comes to anything so all they can do is silly like we see here.

Avante....the lowest s on earth is a sick ass pedo, you shoot these sick s in the head.
ST.....pedo (he simple knows too much, a showoff with all that knowledge)

I've been posting at a few new (to me) places for a couple months now, it's like night and day. From polite, educated, intelligent, knowledgeable posters to what we have here, a dramatic difference in level of intellect and class.

Avante....the best example of Georgia blues would be Blind Willie McTell
Poster.....Barbecue Bob?
Avante....good one, he'd be in the discussion.
Poster...don't forget Curley Weaver.
Avante....another good one, sure we could start with those three and Buddy Moss.
Poster...bummer about his prison years.
Avante....I agree.

Can't do that here.

[Millennial_Messiah]

We all watched Aladdin, so we know that the genie's 3 rules are

1) can't kill anyone
2) can't bring anyone back from the dead, and
3) can't make someone fall in love with anyone


don't you think "raping kids" would fall into 1 and 3 though?

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 20, 2019

If you get an erection when you watch the Micky Mouse Club......you might be Avante
If your dream job is a school bus driver......you might be Avante
If your sex kit includes rope, chloroform, AND candy......you might be Avante
If you have to go to the dark web to find “your kind of porn”.....you might be Avante
If your break the ice line is, “So, had your period yet?”......you might be Avante
If you’ve never had to doubt, “Don’t worry, I can’t get pregnant”......you might be Avante


idk...just trying something new.

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 20, 2019

If you get an erection when you watch the Micky Mouse Club......you might be Avante
If your dream job is a school bus driver......you might be Avante
If your sex kit includes rope, chloroform, AND candy......you might be Avante
If you have to go to the dark web to find “your kind of porn”.....you might be Avante
If your break the ice line is, “So, had your period yet?”......you might be Avante
If you’ve never had to doubt, “Don’t worry, I can’t get pregnant”......you might be Avante


idk...just trying something new.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

HAPPEH EASTAH!!

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

[Trill Clinton]

Thread of the year. CTOA the goat

[pgardn]

The other contributions coming in are great as well.
More.

[chunticakes]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

HAHAHAHHA beautiful incorporation of Zomie Jesus Day.

This thread truly has GOTworthy potential.