there you go, now that's an alternative!
Just make sure you set the horse up for glue-donor and dog food-donor ...
ing is more fun.
perhaps i shall buy a horse and gallop my way to school. a stop light.
there you go, now that's an alternative!
Just make sure you set the horse up for glue-donor and dog food-donor ...
i think i would dip my horse in bronze or take it to a taxedermist before i'd sell it off to be made into hot dogs. i could say it was a trophy or something.
that'd be a big f'in trophy.
the computer to my left is broken... but i dont tell the people who sit down that it is. i like to see them try to log on in vain and then get frustrated and leave. is that wrong?
no, but can you capture some video?
found your trophy:
Not really, it just shows that you are a selfish and sadistic individual who revels in the misfortunes of others.
Tell me about your mother...
I don't think you wanna know about his mom.
Damn, sucking on a lemon to pucker up and get a better seal?
Now that's thinking!
She must be able to make plenty coin after walking the track.
never thought of it like that ... you're almost at 2k btw.
Almost at 2K? That doesn't mean I have to go to Carousel, does it?
i have no idea ...
If class started at 9:30 for me I'd get up at 9, get dressed and be out the door at 9:15. sucker. However, I do have class at 10:30, so I should go get ready.
no, stay here and talk to me ... how's your day going?
me...I lost a back to my earringsss. That's how it's going enigma.
Go old school and use an eraser from a pencil (For the earring, not the intercourse part).
hmmm ... that sucks, can't help you with that second part ... but the first
Ewww...ashbeeigh and enigma, take that elsewhere.
Don't be jealous! There's enough enigma to go around!
Talk about taking a elsewhere...
So a few years ago I was bowhunting at my place outside of Gonzales, and as I was walking back from the stand (It had been raining pretty good all morning), well, Mrs. Brown was at the window demanding to be let out. Not to worry as in my pack I had plenty of tickets, and all I needed was a nice comfortable spot in the woods to take care of business and contemplate man's place in the cosmos. Well I found a nice Mesquite branch that had fallen over and had a good fork in the lilmb about 2' off the ground. With the rain still falling, I dropped trou and enscsonsed my backside snugly in the fork of the limb and was prepared to evacuate a night's supply of fajitas and beer when the unthinkable happened. Limb snapped, gravity too hold and I landed bare-assed in a puddle about 6in deep. Thank God Mrs. Brown had not yet left the building, but hobbling around looking for another spot and trying to wipe my wet ass with TP that melted upon contact with the water in the puddle made for a below average morning.
You tell stories so well, 1369.
When I have enough time I'll tell you about the time I thought it would be a really good idea to jump off the roof of the Embassy Suites in San Diego into a 8' deep pool.
More than once.
Tequila and I have such a wonderful love/hate relationship.
Now you're getting it.
It's just a little premature to say anything but it is for possible future employment.
A door-to-door NIKE salesperson????
jk
Tell us about some Avenida Revolution stories from TJ.
I know you have some.............................................. .we all do.
So I've got my second quiz with a "dream" employer in about an hour-and-a-half...
Since it's a general sports knowledge quiz (with some history), I'm not sure exactly how to study for it, but let's just say this is the third rerun of Sportscenter I've watched since I turned the TV on.
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