Perhaps he was just admiring your anecdotes from a distance.
Slight problem, dear Dirties.
If I'm not a heartless, dependent, subservient, superficial, golddigger, , then you wouldn't be interested.
And if I am, why would I be interested in someone who got involved in an online penis envy contest... and lost... to GiG?
Perhaps he was just admiring your anecdotes from a distance.
With charms like that, even I'm wondering why I've yet to swoon.
Squid is my third favorite poster.
This is Bat Country
I would give all my vbookie to watch CuckingFunt and Melmart engage in some anal fisting.
I want timvp to teach me to break dance. I want to learn from the best.
Sorry to have to burst your bubble, but that particular activity is one of the few that makes my list of things I will never try.
I'm groggy. I just woke up. I'm thinking maybe I should go back to sleep, but I'm also kinda hungry. Maybe I'll go get food and read a book.
haha, i just woke up too. man i am wide awake now, maybe i will take a little nap later before cowboys game.
God damnit. Its only 7:30!!! I have another 4 1/2 hours before football? Oh that. :/
Just got back with some barbacoa, corn tortillas, boracho beans, pico and some Big Red.
Also going to do some pre-Thanksgiving house cleaning.
What the heck. Where has everyone been today?
"Dog the Bounty Hunter is a crack addict".
National Enquirer, whatever would the world do without you?
Medical mary joo wanna is bad for you.
There once was an orc from Mordor
Who banged me so hard I was sore
He said, "Don't be selfish. I want to get Elfish."
So I let him in my backdoor.
Unless you're sick to your stomach.![]()
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