Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Trainwreck2100]

JMan needs to learn how to add someone on xbox live

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[peewee's lovechild]

i wouldnt touch anything peewee's ed without a biohazard suit on.

You already have.

[peewee's lovechild]

The only thing peewee is ing is his hand. Gary Coleman gets more pussy than that .

I get way more pussy than Gary Coleman, only because he can't reach most women's vaginas.

[ORION]

I am so tired I could sleep in a lion's mane while wearing underwear soaked in gazelle blood

[mrsmaalox]

I am so tired I could sleep in a lion's mane while wearing underwear soaked in gazelle blood

Maybe you shouldn't stay up all night watching cartoons!!

sorry I forgot it isn't 11 yet!

[manufor3]

^^lol

[ORION]

Maybe you shouldn't stay up all night watching cartoons!!

sorry I forgot it isn't 11 yet!

[midgetonadonkey]

I may get to perform my first marriage sometime soon. I'm excited.

[to21]

Reservoir Dogs!

[mrsmaalox]

I may get to perform my first marriage sometime soon. I'm excited.

Interspecies?

I'm excited too. I just went to HomeDepot and bought a jigsaw!

[peewee's lovechild]

I may get to perform my first marriage sometime soon. I'm excited.

You should do it in the nude.

[jman3000]

not really.


Yeah right, like I would give you a chance to hit it.

lies!

[jman3000]

JMan needs to learn how to add someone on xbox live

havent been online in a while... been a bit busy.. i just added you right now.

[jman3000]

i was actually looking for you but i couldnt find you.

[jman3000]

so im taking this girl i know to lunch, and i guess my friend wanted to be a little , so he put a few condoms on the passenger side floorboard. i didnt notice them because they were black and matched a shirt i had on the floor and as soon as she steps in the car she's like "what the are those?". i think i said something re ed like they fell outta the map or something... but i think i played it pretty cool.

[CuckingFunt]

they fell outta the map or something

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so im taking this girl i know to lunch, and i guess my friend wanted to be a little , so he put a few condoms on the passenger side floorboard. i didnt notice them because they were black and matched a shirt i had on the floor and as soon as she steps in the car she's like "what the are those?". i think i said something re ed like they fell outta the map or something... but i think i played it pretty cool.

was this the white trash skank you talked about. i thought she'd be delighted.

[jman3000]

no, it's another girl. she's 18 and i guess isnt used to the sight of condoms on the floor of cars.

[peewee's lovechild]

no, it's another girl. she's 18 and i guess isnt used to the sight of condoms on the floor of cars.

You should greet her with a condom on your wanker next time.

[mrsmaalox]

no, it's another girl. she's 18 and i guess isnt used to the sight of condoms on the floor of cars.

Really. There's only one place those things belong.

[peewee's lovechild]

Really. There's only one place those things belong.

Up your ass?

[mrsmaalox]

Up your ass?

Oh okay, there's only two places those things belong!!

[jman3000]

[Silver21_Black20]

JB47, at Walgreens there are Dr. Pepper freezer pops. Sooooo good.