this was pretty close, but I needed to make a few changes........
ok. thats better.THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL WOMAN
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses and oral sex
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - a new PS2 chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with lavender and rose petals
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 170 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap wakes up to a sparklingly clean house including windows, dishes, all bathrooms and freshly shampooed carpets
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from husband
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from extensive wardrobe of brand new clothes that all fit great and don;t need ot be ironed
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers and sex in the car in the parking lot
10:00 Hot shower (not alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep alone casue i don't need some big sweaty sticky body anywhere near me in this heat, breathing on me or stealing my air.
I also think that the man's prfect day has too much in it.
Most guys perfect day would just be taking a , taking a nap, a blow job here or there, another nap, sex, sleep.
My perfect day is jammin to music, getting my done at work, having a great lunch with my friends here, getting the out at 430, although i've been staying late to do research, and then either playin bball, rockin the tavern, or going home to make sweet love to wifey.
Are You a Texas Woman?
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from Utah, and bragged that he had told his wife
she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a landscaper.
that wasn't funny at all..
HAHA!
yes it was.
Real Texas women rock!!
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
So true... So true...
i love this one: Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
how many times have you heard a girlfriend say the same thing????
Somehow I missed this page.....so I fixed my own:
THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL WOMAN
8:15 Wake up on my own, not by the ing alarm clock.
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Coffee already made - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Intense work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 57 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from SO
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Dinner for two that I didn't have to cook and don't have to clean up after, followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (NOT alone)
10:50 Thrown in the bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Hot, raunchy sex
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
This thread has become a frightening breeding ground for violence against men and misterogyny.
^ Bwa-hahahaha!
Last edited by TOP-CHERRY; 08-26-2005 at 01:53 PM.
My perfect day would be one that didn't consist of me telling my kids to knock it off.
speaking of..... there is a prety large pile of stuff that used to be in my pantry on the kitchen floor..... I'm to hot and tired to even care.
So, Casandra, did you ever get around to cleaning it up?speaking of..... there is a prety large pile of stuff that used to be in my pantry on the kitchen floor..... I'm to hot and tired to even care.
I know that my wife sometimes takes a little too much time completing her daily chores and if she isn't careful, I am going to elope with Rowena.
You're an Idiot holland. I'd a ed Rowena the first chance i got.
It is called morals and ethics.
I am married with a child.
I LOVE both my wife and my son, Cole, more than you can imagine.
When Rowena made her initial pass at me, I was faced with a quandry.
To this day, her name gives me goosebumps.
The only thing she gives me a is a huge boner.
Yes, REAL WOMEN do suck just like this thread.
REAL WOMEN ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.
BUT I DON'T JUST SETTLE FOR ANY WOMAN.
if you looked like me, would you settle for anything less than the best?
Remember the good times, Glenn!!
Considering that's probably the secord or third time you've posted that exact same picture in this thread, why don't you GTFO of it?
You're sooooo original.
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