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  1. #3476
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    I need to find a penicillin dealer. How much does that stuff run on the streets?
    use your medicaid
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  2. #3477
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I wish I was on medicaid. I also wish I got food stamps. I wonder if I'm eligible. I need to look into that.
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  3. #3478
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    Jason
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    Where the is Melmart? I have a lesbian question to ask her.
    I can answer it. Yes lesbians do use snorkels when carpet munching
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  4. #3479
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    Jason
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    I wish I was on medicaid. I also wish I got food stamps. I wonder if I'm eligible. I need to look into that.
    might as well your already paying for it. I'm sure there is a dentist or a doctor around here that will hook you up for antibiotics
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  5. #3480
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    I wonder if I'm eligible.
    Mexican? check
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  6. #3481
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Dammit, I'm not eligible for food stamps.
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  7. #3482
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  8. #3483
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Maybe if I get fired I can claim unemployment and get food stamps.
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  9. #3484
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I would have daily barbeques.
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  10. #3485
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Puro fajitas y mollejas.
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  11. #3486
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    Jason
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    Maybe if I get fired I can claim unemployment and get food stamps.
    I'm sure you can find a mexican woman with 5 plus kids to marry.
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  12. #3487
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    Jason
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    I would have daily barbeques.
    maybe you could mess your back up so much you social security and then you can collect your month supply of Vicodin every month for free
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  13. #3488
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    I'm sure you can find a mexican woman with 5 plus kids to marry.
    does batman have a sister?

    oh wait, last time he got pissed that i "knew" his brother's wife. I think I even have the threatening pm's.
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  14. #3489
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    does batman have a sister?

    oh wait, last time he got pissed that i "knew" his brother's wife. I think I even have the threatening pm's.
    If you still have them, you should post them.
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  15. #3490
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm freezing. I think I got the hiv.
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  16. #3491
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    If you still have them, you should post them.
    they are funny, but probably fake, i have a few from his "brother" and then a couple from the "sister-in-law".
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  17. #3492
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Didn't you bang his sister in law? It was some like that right?
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  18. #3493
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    Jason
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    I'm freezing. I think I got the hiv.
    take your temp. You need to use a rectal thermometer if you want it accurate
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  19. #3494
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    Didn't you bang his sister in law? It was some like that right?
    , with all the alcohol and drugs in your system, you have a damn good memory!
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  20. #3495
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    That's what everybody tells me.
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  21. #3496
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    batman had just said that i couldn't know her because she lived in New York or something, then I flat out told him her address, the car she drove and the name of his Mom and Dad.
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  22. #3497
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Was she a good lay?
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  23. #3498
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    Where the is Melmart? I have a lesbian question to ask her.
    And Mel's the only person who can answer it?



    I gets no respect.
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  24. #3499
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm sorry CuckingFunt. Melmart has always been my lesbian advisor. I will turn to you then, why do lesbians like flannel shirts so much?
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  25. #3500
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    I'm sorry CuckingFunt. Melmart has always been my lesbian advisor. I will turn to you then, why do lesbians like flannel shirts so much?
    I'm not butch, so I don't know.

    They help detract from the s and look fetching under a leather jacket?
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