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  1. #3476
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    no way! I've felt many a boob in my life to know the difference trust me
    I believe you. I was just amused by the image.
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  2. #3477
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    Your mom's boobs were many a moon ago, and I doubt you remember them with any kind of certainty.
    I knew someone would make this joke however I was not talking about my mother's mammories. I'm a boobologist and my work is world renown in the areas of boobography
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  3. #3478
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    ing sexual harassment.....it's a . In the cave-man days we'd drag them es by the hair to our cave and proceed to have cave sex.
    I would have been an awesome caveman. I probably would have been the President of the Cavemans association
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  4. #3479
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    ing sexual harassment.....it's a . In the cave-man days we'd drag them es by the hair to our cave and proceed to have cave sex.
    I guess that's why I get in troube at work quite often.

    What's this sexual harassment stuff?
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  5. #3480
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    I knew someone would make this joke however I was not talking about my mother's mammories. I'm a boobologist and my work is world renown in the areas of boobography
    Dude, I think I was in your class for Boobography 101.

    It was a pretty big class.
    I sat in the back.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I would have been an awesome caveman. I probably would have been the President of the Cavemans association
    I would have clubbed your head in and succeeded you.

    My cave would be full of cave es I've clubbed over the head.
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  7. #3482
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    Dude, I think I was in your class for Boobography 101.

    It was a pretty big class.
    I sat in the back.
    I remember you. you were the one with T-shirt that read .. " I wasn't born in Boobburg but I got here as soon as I could"
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  8. #3483
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    I would have clubbed your head in and succeeded you.

    My cave would be full of cave es I've clubbed over the head.


    Maybe so, I would have been a cave-man playa and made all them hoes leave after they did the deed.
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    I remember you. you were the one with T-shirt that read .. " I wasn't born in Boobburg but I got here as soon as I could"
    My mom bought that for me.
    She said it was too cute for me not to wear.

    You remember that time I came into class with those ass-less chaps when that professor gave us that stip club exercise to do??

    Ahhhh, good times.
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  10. #3485
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    Salad, or sammich?

    Sammich, or salad?

    Salad... sammich... sammich... salad...

    Hmmmmm...

    I think sammich.
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    I would have clubbed your head in and succeeded you.

    My cave would be full of cave es I've clubbed over the head.
    you wouldn't have made it past my BATO troops
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    My mom bought that for me.
    She said it was too cute for me not to wear.

    You remember that time I came into class with those ass-less chaps when that professor gave us that stip club exercise to do??

    Ahhhh, good times.
    REMEMBER ?!?! I'm stilling paying $200 towards probation for that night
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    Maybe so, I would have been a cave-man playa and made all them hoes leave after they did the deed.
    I would have made a fortune with all my cave hoes charging a boar's leg and an antelope forearm for their sexual services.

    I'd be walking everwhere saying, "Uuugh ahack Muga!", which roughly translates to "I'm rich !!!"
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    Salad, or sammich?

    Sammich, or salad?

    Salad... sammich... sammich... salad...

    Hmmmmm...

    I think sammich.
    With a side of a wee bit of peewee?
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    REMEMBER ?!?! I'm stilling paying $200 towards probation for that night
    Yea, it was funny when you told the Judge, "By the way Your Honor, nice s!" I just knew that she was going to throw the book at you for that one.
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    at "assless chaps"
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    at "assless chaps"
    You should have seen me move . . . I had everyone in rapture.
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    Salad, or sammich?

    Sammich, or salad?

    Salad... sammich... sammich... salad...

    Hmmmmm...

    I think sammich.
    Someone offered up a salad tossing earlier. Did you miss that?
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    Someone offered up a salad tossing earlier. Did you miss that?
    Ahem.
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    Yea, it was funny when you told the Judge, "By the way Your Honor, nice s!" I just knew that she was going to throw the book at you for that one.
    especially since it was a man ! What did I drink that night ?! I just remember that goat tied to the bed post but I thought I borrowed it to cut my lawn
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  21. #3496
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    I'm brilliant.
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  22. #3497
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    Om Nom Nom Nom.
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    I would have been an awesome caveman. I probably would have been the President of the Cavemans association
    Not jus the President, but a Member.
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    Not jus the President, but a Member.
    shoog you can be my HR person.
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  25. #3500
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    What kind of benefits do you get being in the cave-man association?
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