come to think of it, midge probably is lacking in that area. for all the talking he does, he's probably sittin at about 4 1/2 inches when erect. over-compensating for something, midge? poor guy. i still would love to find out.
is what strange? the fat slow lady farting or getting an erection? because i ate some turkey last night and am sure i can manage a few rips of my own. anything to see that bulge throbbing in those pants, big boy.
come to think of it, midge probably is lacking in that area. for all the talking he does, he's probably sittin at about 4 1/2 inches when erect. over-compensating for something, midge? poor guy. i still would love to find out.
You are pretty instinctive but I am not at 4 1/2 inches, I'm probably at about 6.
I'm going to start walking with a limp. I think it will make me look cool. Cool like Fonzie.
I want to kick people. Kick random people in random places.
Random places geographically, or random places anatomically?
If it's anatomically, you might want to avoid the legs -- too many random people walking with a limp will make your own limp look much less cool and/or special.
Maybe you could go around giving random rounhouse kicks to the head.
Nahh, too Chuck Norris.
You're not allowed to do that until you've defeated Chuck Norris himself with a roundhouse kick to the head.
Geez...you people are violent.
Say that again and I'll punch you in the face.
Off!!
Geez...you people are profane.
Profanity is not acceptable in this thread.
Say that again and I'll kick you in the knee cap.
If you kick me in my kneecap I'll have to slap you with my meat.
I'm ing hungry. I think I'm gonna go buy a cantaloupe.
How about you go buy some ing balls.
those would cost like 5,000 bucks on the black market... cantaloupe's are like 99 cents each.
You could, instead, kick Midge in the kneecap, since that's apparently punishable by meat slap.
i like to stay away from hitting people in the kneecaps.. since i myself have a floating patella in my left knee ... and i know if i got hit in my knees... it would hurt like a .
That wouldn't be a form of punishment for him. Gay boy would probably get off on it.
I know I do. all 5 inches of it, midgie.
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It's 5 and a half inches.
I thought it was six a few hours ago.
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