Oh !!! (4)

[jman3000]

Not only do I not have internet access at home ... but the cable company found out I had an illegal hook up and shut off my service... and even on the regular channels, I only get 35 and 29 with any semblance of clarity. I have effectively been cut off from the outside world in regards to news or anything not going on directly in my life.

[CuckingFunt]

I could respond, but it'd be too lecture-y for the Oh !!! thread.

[jman3000]

i am gonna sight my rifles in this weekend... so at least that should be fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

You are pretty instinctive but I am not at 4 1/2 inches, I'm probably at about 6.

[CuckingFunt]

Silly me.

Reading about the 6" you were packin' got me all excited, and I must have read it too fast.

[midgetonadonkey]

Silly me.

Reading about the 6" you were packin' got me all excited, and I must have read it too fast.

haha

CuckingFunt is a humorous addition to this thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I every morning.

-jman3000

[ashbeeigh]

That girl on Laguna beach is an ugly er. That is all.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

That one mexican chick is very ugly but her ties-man oh man look out

[oh crap]

i hate corn. i am cutting that out of my diet from now on. not only does it always come back in full form when i , but the last chick i was ing from the back was a nasty and when i was pulling out a piece of corn popped out.

[midgetonadonkey]

There is a mexican chick on Laguna Beach? Is she the maid's daughter?

[oh crap]

when i have a kid, i'm gonna train that bas from like 3 months to play golf. i'm cashing in. the next tiger woods in the making, except less black and less of a mutt.

[midgetonadonkey]

When I have a kid, I'm selling it to a Cambodian pimp for 18 pairs of penny loafers and a pound of opium.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So the night editor just left (before me) and I'm here for a bit more time listening to the scanners...anybody want to call in a crime to the San Angelo PD?

[oh crap]

drinking on an empty stomach is the way to go. i hate eating a big meal then trying to get drunk. what a waste of effort.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hope the cop had to make this reply in front of the person he was checking.

Dispatch: I can't find any info on this guy.

Cop: It's not a guy.

Was this Pat?

[ashbeeigh]

That one mexican chick is very ugly but her ties-man oh man look out

When she gets rid of her baby fat in like two years those will be gone. It's garansheed.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

When she gets rid of her baby fat in like two years those will be gone. It's garansheed.

Theres no ing way....sure they'll be smaller but they're giNORMOUS right now....they'll still be huge after the transition. Gauransheed.

[CuckingFunt]

When she gets rid of her baby fat in like two years those will be gone. It's garansheed.

Not necessarily. Mine got bigger when I grew up and trimmed down.

[Uncle_Jesse]

Not necessarily. Mine got bigger when I grew up and trimmed down.

have sweet mercy.

[sijiexi]

open my eyes, my god!

[Uncle Jesse]

What the ? I'm the original Uncle Jesse .

[Mrs.Tlong]

Whoa !!! there's 2 Uncle Jesse's ???

can you say Mrs.Tlong sandwich ?

[ashbeeigh]

Not necessarily. Mine got bigger when I grew up and trimmed down.

It was the opposite with mine, but mine are just genetically huge. We'll just have to wait until MTV does a spin off on a fatty.

[midgetonadonkey]

MTV will never do anything involving a fat person. Eventhough we are the majority, we are still being oppressed and misrepresented by the mainstream media. I think fat people should be all over movies, television and magazines.