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[ORION]

how do you avoid staring into the cleavage while talking to the girl?

that's the beauty of this new law. Girl want the attention so they want you to stare. They like it. It makes them feel good about themselves. So basically we are doing it for their benefit

[ORION]

Looking for cleavage?

with a chicken wing in my mouth, but I have done my rounds for the day and they must not have gotten the memo yet because they are not exercising the new law

[sa_butta]

so it really doesnt matter what they are saying as long as you are looking at their breasts and knodding appropriately

[sa_butta]

with a chicken wing in my mouth, but I have done my rounds for the day and they must not have gotten the memo yet because they are not exercising the new law

The dress code must be restructured.

[ORION]

so it really doesnt matter what they are saying as long as you are looking at their breasts and knodding appropriately

Damn right and if you look them in the eyes your probably going to get slapped

[ShoogarBear]

So we all agree that its required for a girl to show major cleavage at all times.

Fixed.

[batman2883]

with no bras on so when it gets cold everybody knows

[batman2883]

giggity giggity

[ORION]

with no bras on so when it gets cold everybody knows

when its really cold bras won't even hide that but still a good suggestion. I can add that as a sub law

[ShoogarBear]

Boy this thread has gotten sexist. The only time it's more sexist are when CF and Melly are in here talking about chicks.

[sa_butta]

with no bras on so when it gets cold everybody knows

At one of my previous jobs, we use to salute to this girl when she would
walk in with NHO. Even with a bra it was very noticable.

[1369]

[1369]

[batman2883]

ha ha ha

[ORION]

At one of my previous jobs, we use to salute to this girl when she would
walk in with NHO. Even with a bra it was very noticable.

back in highschool we used to play "doorbell" with some of the girls

[Mixability]

back in highschool we used to play "doorbell" with some of the girls

nowadays, kids would get accused of sexual assault for that.

[ashbeeigh]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

[midgetonadonkey]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

Nobody would wnat you at a club.

[CuckingFunt]

A quick response to all that I've missed this morning:

- Midge is right, hole in the wall bars kick ass.

- Cleavage is fun, nipples are funner! And "doorbell" was a popular game in my high school, as well.

- Chicks talking about other chicks isn't technically sexist, is it?

[CuckingFunt]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

How is that possible?

[Mixability]

How is that possible?

maybe she thinks everyone is sexy, so she doesn't feel bad getting pissed on by them?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh's iness is off the charts today.

[jman3000]

the one time i ever went to a club i ended up hooking up with a skanky friend of mine... she was off the charts skanky. it was fun though... i wouldnt mind going again... but most of my friends are hermits.

[jman3000]

hook up doesn't necessarily mean sex.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

so yes. You all are sexiest. And I've never clubbed in my life.

So you're not against clubbing or BEING clubbed?
Does this mean we can treat you like a baby seal now?