Free Quattro Razor (5)

[CuckingFunt]

And I love the way I totally know where I'm eating lunch today.

And got damn it was good.

[ShoogarBear]

And got damn it was good.

At the Y?

[CuckingFunt]

Not that there is anything wrong with being in your 30s

I'll never know.

This year I celebrated my 29th birthday, and next year I'm going to celebrate the 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

[CuckingFunt]

At the Y?

No. In my living room.

[angel_luv]

I'll never know.

This year I celebrated my 29th birthday, and next year I'm going to celebrate the 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

That is awesome. Happy "anniverary".

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't ies have some kind of miracle cream for the face that hides your true age?

Get down on your knees and I'll make sure it gets all over your face.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It doesn't say what year though. I wonder how old he is.

I say 38 yrs old.

I'll be 38 when yours and Midge's rugrat is nine.

I'm 27 today.

[ShoogarBear]

Get down on your knees and I'll make sure it gets all over your face.

Smoove.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll be 38 when yours and Midge's rugrat is nine.

I'm 27 today.

SilBlack has a two-year gestation?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

SilBlack has a two-year gestation?

I figure with as much beer as Midge has partaken in combined with the length of time it would take to span such a large frame as SilBlack's, it should take about 15 months for the sperm to reach the egg.

[midgetonadonkey]

I figure with as much beer as Midge has partaken in combined with the length of time it would take to span such a large frame as SilBlack's, it should take about 15 months for the sperm to reach the egg.

It's funny because it's true. My sperm won't be swimming, they will be stumbling to the egg.

[midgetonadonkey]

My sister is having a tequila party and asked me to make an invitation. This is what I came up with. What do you (the general public) think?

[Richard Cranium]

I can think of a couple of reasons I'd go.

[Melmart1]

That's pretty ing cool, Midge.

[ShoogarBear]

I think your sister is hot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I found a link to the "Greatest Commercials of the 80s" that included this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngf6awfhQoI

Now, it's not so much the commercial, it's what comes in the last few seconds that, for some reason, made me laugh.

[NorCal510]

this place sucks

[Melmart1]

this place sucks

If anyone knows about sucking ...

[CuckingFunt]

If anyone knows about sucking ...

I still don't know why "suck" has become a way of describing something that's bad. Its a term I use frequently, but when you actually sit down and think about it, sucking almost always gets a .

[Richard Cranium]

It depends and what and who is doing the sucking and what is being sucked.

[CuckingFunt]

It depends and what and who is doing the sucking and what is being sucked.

Well, yes, this is true. A leech sucks, but doesn't exactly have a good connotation. And a vacuum cleaner would be an example of good sucking, but more out of necessity and usefulness, than pleasure or fun.

However, I'd think that the good sucking is good enough to make up for all the bad sucking and would, therefore, prevent the thinking that suck = bad.

[midgetonadonkey]

[ORION]

I need x-ray vision and I'm going to be honest here , I will use it for all the wrong (or right) reasons. Just letting everyone know in advance

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee is getting hard for Bonnie on 's Kitchen.

[peewee's lovechild]

According to my father, God's wrath is comming and I'm going to end up getting killed.