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  1. #3576
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Did she blow you?
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  2. #3577
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    most of my friends are hermits.
    Do hermits make good friends?
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  3. #3578
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Who would win in a fight:
    a hermit or a misanthrope?
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  4. #3579
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    she might have... if she did i don't remember... i got drunk pretty bad and don't remember much from that particular night.


    Do hermits make good friends?
    depends... i prefer house parties and small gtg's over huge parties with people i dont know and clubs... so... for my tastes hermits are A#1.
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  5. #3580
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    hook up doesn't necessarily mean sex.
    Does that mean you didn't get any from a girl who was off the charts skanky?
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  6. #3581
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    depends... i prefer house parties and small gtg's over huge parties with people i dont know and clubs... so... for my tastes hermits are A#1.
    I agree.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    she might have... if she did i don't remember... i got drunk pretty bad and don't remember much from that particular night.
    No matter how drunk a guy is, he always remembers a blow job.

    I've been on 4-5 day benders and remember absolutely nothing except the fact I got blown.
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  8. #3583
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Does that mean you didn't get any from a girl who was off the charts skanky?
    i'm not easy... even though she was... we only saw eachother for a few weeks... then she ed some marine on leave in the back of an explorer. instead of talking to me about it and telling me... she just ignored me... n/m it takes too long to tell.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    No matter how drunk a guy is, he always remembers a blow job.

    I've been on 4-5 day benders and remember absolutely nothing except the fact I got blown.
    Maybe it wasn't a very memorable blow job. I've heard crazy rumors that some girls aren't very good at it... though I don't see how that's possible. It's not rocket science.
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  10. #3585
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    No matter how drunk a guy is, he always remembers a blow job.

    I've been on 4-5 day benders and remember absolutely nothing except the fact I got blown.
    then i'd say i didnt... which is a good thing because i'm pretty sure she was balimic (sp?) and i dont need vomit breath down there.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    You all are sexiest.
    Why, thank you.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i want to drink this weekend.
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  13. #3588
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    like... a lot.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    that. I want to drink right now.

    My lack of motivation to do anything productive at work is making me a little bored.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I should've smoked a joint on my way to work. I regret saving it for later.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Who's gonna say anything if you're drunk at work? Aren't you a made woman?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    is it natural to lose 5 pounds overnight? something has to be wrong with me.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Who's gonna say anything if you're drunk at work? Aren't you a made woman?
    Every now and then I get this nagging pangs of responsibility that keep me from doing stuff like drinking at work, ignoring my bills or killing innocent people.
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  19. #3594
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    I use to work with a guy who drank beer at his desk. He put it in one of those coffee mugs with a top.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    is it natural to lose 5 pounds overnight? something has to be wrong with me.
    You probably lost the weight from all the you just out.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    i want to drink this weekend.
    What's stopping you? Too much homework?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    You probably lost the weight from all the you just out.
    that one actually made me wince ... good job.
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  23. #3598
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    What's stopping you? Too much homework?
    not enough money... but yes... homework factors in a bit as well. i have a paper due next friday and want at least 2 out of the 6 pages done by sunday.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    not enough money... but yes... homework factors in a bit as well. i have a paper due next friday and want at least 2 out of the 6 pages done by sunday.
    My apartment is throwing a shindig tonight. If I were there I'd say drive out there and drink with us, but I'm at home doing laundry and having my parents buy my groceries. I have way too much homework too. I have an 8 page one i should be working on as we speak.
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  25. #3600
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm broke. It's time for me to hit up the pawn shop.
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